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I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Wednesday, May 11, 2011

FW- Two clever nuns... Thanks Tom & Carolyn!

Two clever nuns - This is Brilliant




There were two nuns



One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),



and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).



It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.



SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.



SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.



SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?



SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.



A little while later...



SM: It's not working.



SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.



SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.



SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.



So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.



Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened toSister Logical.



Then Sister Logicalarrives.



SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!



SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me



SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?



SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.



SM: And?



SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.



SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?



SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.



SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?



SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.



SM: Oh, no! What happened then?



SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.



And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,



Say two Hail Marys!





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