It's not fair...Some people are born brilliant!!! Ken
Who Does The Land of Israel Belong To?
An Israeli with an excellent sense of humor,
presented an ingenious example of speech
and politics to the United Nations Assembly
He set the record straight, and made the
world community smile.
A representative from Israel began:
'Before beginning my talk I want to tell
you something about Moses:
When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!'
Moses removed his clothes, put them aside on
the rock and entered the water..
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished.
A Palestinian had stolen them!
The Palestinian representative at the UN
jumped up furiously and shouted,
'What are you talking about?
The Palestinians weren't there then.'
The Israeli representative smiled and said,
'And now that we have made that clear,
I will begin my speech...'.
SO VERY CLEVER!!
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