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Welcome to my blog http://www.skegley.blogspot.com/ . CAVEAT LECTOR- Let the reader beware. This is a Christian Conservative blog. It is not meant to offend anyone. Please feel free to ignore this blog, but also feel free to browse and comment on my posts! You may also scroll down to respond to any post.

For Christian American readers of this blog:


I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

I must admit that I do not check authenticity of my posts. If anyone can tell me of a non-biased arbitrator, I will attempt to do so more regularly. I know of no such arbitrator for the internet.











Friday, June 17, 2011

Senior texting codes... Thanks Mr. Shover!

THESE ARE FUNNY AND SO TRUE














The kids have their codes for texting (BFF, WTF, etc.).



Finally, there are SENIOR TEXTING CODES!





ATD - At the Doctor's



BFF - Best Friends Funeral



BTW - Bring the Wheelchair



BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth



CBM - Covered by Medicare



CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center



DWI - Driving While Incontinent



FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers



FWIW - Forgot Where I Was



FYI - Found Your Insulin



GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low



GHA - Got Heartburn Again



HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement



IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?



LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out



LOL - Living on Lipitor



LWO - Lawrence Welk's On



OMMR - On My Massage Recliner



OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas



ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!



TTYL - Talk to You Louder



WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?



WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again



WTP - Where's the Prunes



WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil



Hope these help!



GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!
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