George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die
and go to Hell.
Upon arrival and while being checked in, they spot a red phone
and ask what the phone is for.
The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.
When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a
million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.
When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6
million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he
is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why
Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies, "Since Obama took over, the
country has gone to Hell, so it's a local call."
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