Polish sausage... Thanks Mr. Vice!

Let’s be “politically” correct. : )



Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.



A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"



The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"



The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you

something.



"If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was

Italian?



Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was

German?



Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?



Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?



Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"



The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."



The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did

you ask me if I'm Polish?"



The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."