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I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Little Duncan A new favorite ... Thanks Pat whitehead!

My brother, Paul, and his wife, Mary (Deemer), are raising her "Little Ducnan", grandson, Ethan and he comes up with some "Duncans".

Little Duncan May Become My New Favorite!







A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!”

After a few seconds, Little Duncan stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you're stupid, Duncan?”

“No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”







Duncan watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.

“Why do you do that, mommy?” he asked. “To make myself beautiful,” said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.

“What's the matter”, asked Duncan “Giving up?”







The math teacher saw that Duncan wasn't paying attention in class.

She called on him and said, “Duncan! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?”

Duncan quickly replied, “NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!”







Duncan 's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

“Yes” said the policeman. “The detectives want very badly to capture him.”

Duncan asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?”







Little Duncan attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Duncan asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?”

His father replied, “Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.”

Duncan, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the Milkman wants to buy Mom .......”





If this brightened your day, don't let it stop here



Keep spreading the cheer!



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