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I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Universal laws ... thanks Luis Flores!

Universal Laws






Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is. The way you cope with it is what makes the difference.


UNIVERSAL LAWS:





1.Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee..



2.Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.



3. Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.



4.Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.



5.Law of the Alibi- If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.



6.Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time)..



7.Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.



8. Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.



9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.



10. Law of bio mechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.



11.. Law of the Theater and Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies, and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.



12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.



13.Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.



14. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

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