If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you
deal with
seniors, this should help you understand them a little better, and
if you
are not a senior yet........God willing, someday you will
be......
The 2.99
Special
We went to breakfast at a restaurant
where the 'seniors'
special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for
$2.99.
'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want
the
eggs.'
'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49
because you're
ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned
her.
'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the
eggs?' my
wife asked incredulously.
'YES!' stated
the waitress.
'I'll take the special then,' my wife
said..
'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress
asked.
'Raw and in the shell,' my wife
replied.
She took the two eggs home and baked a
cake.
DON'T MESS WITH
SENIORS!!!
WE'VE been around the block more than
once!
Send this to the Seniors in your life. I'm
sure they'll
appreciate it!
Even non-seniors will
appreciate it!
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I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.
The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!
A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:
"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."
Thanks Jack!
I must admit that I do not check authenticity of my posts. If anyone can tell me of a non-biased arbitrator, I will attempt to do so more regularly. I know of no such arbitrator for the internet.
For Christian American readers of this blog:
I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.
The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!
A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:
"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."
Thanks Jack!
I must admit that I do not check authenticity of my posts. If anyone can tell me of a non-biased arbitrator, I will attempt to do so more regularly. I know of no such arbitrator for the internet.
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