Marriage counseling ... thanks good friend, Bob Looney!

> Subject: FW: Fw: MARRIAGE COUNSELOR

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> > A little humor for today.
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> > After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for
> > counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife
> > went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever
> > had in the years they had been married. On and on and on:
> > neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling
> > unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet
> > needs she had endured.
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> > Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of
> > time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and
> > after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed
> > her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a
> > raised eyebrow.
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> > The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a
> > daze.
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> > The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is
> > what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do
> > this?"
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> > "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays,
> > but on Fridays, I fish"
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