A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came =pon an Iraqi =errorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the =pposite side of =he road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. =he Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both =en, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine =eported, I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway =ere, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each =ther and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I =elled to him =hat Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who =ot what he =eserved. and he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American. So I =aid that =sama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!
And, =here we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.
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