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I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Tuesday, May 1, 2012

With apologies for all the beautiful blondes ... thanks Ramey!


OK, I know you haven't heard from me for a while on this subject so this is an attempt to catch up!

THE BLONDES ARE BACK
A blonde & her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours & hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this." She goes downstairs. The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says, "The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?" The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard ..... let's see how THEY like it!”
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Two Blondes With Hammers...

Lisa & Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity House. Lisa was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail & either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, “Why are you throwing those nails away?”

Lisa explained, “When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end & I throw them away.”

Judy got completely upset & yelled, “You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!”
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Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie? They had gone to see 'Closed for the Winter.'
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You might have to think twice about this one.

A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
“How did this happen?” the emergency room doctor asked her.

“Well, I was trying to commit suicide,” the blonde replied.

“What?” sputtered the doctor. “You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?”

“No, silly,” the blonde said. “First I put the gun to my chest & then I thought, “I just paid $6, 000.00 for these implants... I'm not shooting myself in the chest.”

“So then?” asked the doctor.

“Then I put the gun in my mouth, & I thought, “I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened. I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.”

“So then?”

“Then I put the gun to my ear, & I thought: ‘This is going to make a loud noise.’ So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.”
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A blonde was driving home after a game & got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard & all the dents would pop out.

So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands & knees & started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, & still nothing happened.

Her blonde roommate saw her & asked, “What are you doing?”
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
The roommate rolled her eyes & said, “Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first.”
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These are just too cute not to pass on!!!!

A blonde was shopping at Target & came across a shiny silver thermos.
She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up & took it to the clerk to ask what it was.

The clerk said, “Why, that's a thermos ... It keeps hot things hot, And cold things cold.”

“Wow,” said the blonde, “that's amazing.....I'm going to buy it!”

So she bought the thermos & took it to work the next day. Her boss saw it on her desk. “What's that,” he asked?

“Why, that's a thermos ... It keeps hot things hot & cold things cold,” she replied.

Her boss inquired, “What do you have in it?”

The blond replied ... “Two popsicles & some coffee.”

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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss asked sympathetically, “What's the matter?”

The blonde replies, “Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.”
The boss, feeling sorry for her, says, “Why don't you go home for the day? Take the day off to relax & rest.”

“Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it & I have the best chance of doing that here.”

The boss agrees & allows the blonde to work as usual. A couple of hours pass & the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out from his office & sees the blonde crying hysterically.

“What's so bad now? Are you gonna be okay?” he asks.

“No!” exclaims the blonde. “I just received a horrible call from my sister. Her mother died, too!”

Blondes Are The Best!!!

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