.-"-.
/) ' ' (\
{/(_o_)\}
(''')~(''')
( " )_( " )
/) ' ' (\
{/(_o_)\}
(''')~(''')
( " )_( " )
**OU**
FUNAMBULATE
(fu-nam'-bya-lat)
v.i. To balance and walk on a tightrope or wire, to walk a thin
line.
Remember
yesterday - Dream about tomorrow - But live your life
TODAY!
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Hymn Titles by
Occupation
Do you know your (specific) hymn(S)?
When you go to Church this weekend be sure to smile as you go through your Hymnals!
Dentist's Hymn...............................Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn.....................There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Do you know your (specific) hymn(S)?
When you go to Church this weekend be sure to smile as you go through your Hymnals!
Dentist's Hymn...............................Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn.....................There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn........................The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn..........................Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn.........................There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician’s Hymn....................Standing on the Promises
Optometrist's Hymn.......................Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn....................I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn.........................Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn...................Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn.......................In the Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor’s Hymn..........................I've Got a Mansion Just over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn...............He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn............................The Great Physician
AND for those who speed on the highway - a few nice hymns:
45mph.................God Will Take Care of You
55mph……………………….Precious
Memories
65mph....................Nearer My God To Thee
85mph...............This World Is Not My Home
95mph.....................................I’ll Fly Away
100mph.................. Lord, I'm Coming Home
65mph....................Nearer My God To Thee
85mph...............This World Is Not My Home
95mph.....................................I’ll Fly Away
100mph.................. Lord, I'm Coming Home
110mph……….…….Goodbye
World Goodbye
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"Spread the
WORD" tm1998
GOD
BLESS
AMERICA_
1
God and he is Love
Give
us a sense of humor, Lord,
Give us the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.
Give us the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.
No
trees were killed in the sending of this message;
BUT
a large number of electrons were inconvenienced!
For those who
understand, no explanation is needed. For those who are too dumb to understand,
no explanation is possible.
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