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God
said, "Adam, I
want you to do
something
for
Me."
Adam
said, "Gladly,
Lord, what do You
want
me to do?"
God
said, "Go
down
into that
valley."
Adam said, "What's
a valley?"
God explained
it tohim.
Then God said,
"Cross the
river."
Adam
said, "What's a
river?"
God explained that
to him, and then
said,
"Go over to the
hill....."
Adam said,
"What is a
hill?"
So, God explained to
Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam, "On
the
other side of the
hill you will find a
cave."
Adam said, 'What's a
cave?'
After God explained,
He
said, "In the cave
you
will find a woman."
Adam said, "What's a
woman?'
So God
explained
that to him, too.
Then, God said, 'I
want you
to
reproduce."
Adam said, "How do
I do
that?"
God first
said (under
His breath), "Geez....."
And then,
just like
everything else, God explained that to
Adam, as
well.
So, Adam
goes down
into
the valley,
across the river, and
over the
hill,
into the
cave, and finds the
woman.
Then, in
about
five minutes, he was back.
God,
His patience
wearing thin,
said
angrily, "What is
it
now?"
And Adam
said....
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(YOU'RE GOING TO
LOVE
THIS!!!!!!)
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"What's
a
headache?"
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