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For Christian American readers of this blog:


I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Thursday, November 29, 2012

Bob Hope in Heaven ... thanks Marge R.!

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This is so very special!!


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BOB HOPE IN HEAVEN
For those of you too young to remember Bob Hope, ask your Grandparents.And thanks for the memories. WHAT A WONDERFUL E-MAIL.

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I HOPE THIS WILL PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND IN YOUR HEART.

Tribute to a man who DID make a difference.
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ON TURNING 70'I still chase women, but only downhill'.
ON TURNING 80'That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing.'
ON TURNING 90'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.'
ON TURNING 100'I don't feel old. In fact, I don't feel
anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.'
ON GIVING UP HIS EARLY CAREER, BOXING'I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.'
ON NEVER WINNING AN OSCAR'Welcome to the Academy Awards or, as it's called at my home, 'Passover'.
ON GOLF'Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees.'
ON PRESIDENTS'I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.'
ON WHY HE CHOSE SHOWBIZ FOR HISCAREER'When I was born, the doctor said to my mother,Congratulations, you have an eight pound ham.
ON RECEIVING THE CONGRESSIONAL GOLD MEDAL'I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.'
ON HIS FAMILY'S EARLY POVERTY'Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.'
ON HIS SIX BROTHERS'That's how I learned to dance. Waiting for the bathroom.'
ON HIS EARLY FAILURES'I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the
stuff the audience threw at me.'
ON GOING TO HEAVEN'I've done benefits for ALL religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.'

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Give me a sense of humor;Lord, give me the grace to see a joke,
to get some humor out of life,
and to the person receiving this
the grace to pass it on to others.
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