How to stay safe in the world today ... Thanks Bob L.!

>   How to stay safe in the World today...
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> Where IS theSafest Place ?
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> 1. Avoid riding in automobilesbecause
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> they are responsible for 20% of all fatal
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> accidents.
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> 2. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents
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> occur in the home.
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> 3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of
> all accidents occur to pedestrians.
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> 4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% of
> all accidents involve These forms of transportation.
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> 5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in
> Hospitals.
> So, above all else, avoid hospitals.
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> But. You will be pleased to learn that
> only.001% of all deaths occur in worship services in
> church, and these are usually related to previous physical
> disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the safest
> place for you to be at any given point in time is
> at CHURCH!
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> And . . .
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> Bible study is safe too!
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> The percentage of deaths during Bible
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> study is even less.
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> So,Attend church and read your Bible;
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> it will save your life!
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> GOD BLESS YOU!!!
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