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"Pets are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
DEAR GOD - IT'S ME - THE DOG..........
 Dear God: Is it on purpose that Our
Names are spelled the same, only in reverse?
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers,
but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to Heaven, can we sit
on your couch? Or will it be the same old story?
Dear God: Why are there cars named after
the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang,
the colt,
the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE
named for a Dog? How often do you
see a cougar riding around? We love a nice car
ride! Would it be so hard to rename
the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
Dear God: More meatballs,
less spaghetti, please.
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven?
If there are, will I have to apologize?
Dear God: Here is a list of
just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog:
1. I will not eat the cat's food before he
eats it or after he throws it up. 2. I will not roll on dead seagulls,
fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell. 3. The Litter
Box is not a cookie jar. 4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'. 5. The
garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. 6. I will not play
tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. 7. Sticking my
nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'. 8. I
don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee
table. 9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the
house - not after. 10. I will not come in from outside, and immediately
drag my butt across the carpet. 11. I will not sit in the middle of the
living room, and lick my crotch. 12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy', so
when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good
thing.  P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven, May I have my testicles back? 
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