A retired doctor friend of mine shared this
The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's new health
care package. The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but
the
Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The
Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists
thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt
certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists
considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead
body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh,
grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought
the whole idea was madness, while the
Radiologists could see right through
it. Surgeons decided to wash their
hands of the whole thing and the
Internists claimed it would indeed be a
bitter pill to swallow. The Plastic
Surgeons opined that this proposal
would "put a whole new face on the
matter". The Podiatrists thought it was
a step forward, but the Urologists
were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea
was a gas, and those lofty
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say
no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up
to the
assholes in Washington
.
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