1. Johnny 's mother
had three children. The first
child was named April. The
second child was named May.
...What was the third child 's
name?
2. There is a clerk at the
butcher shop, he is five feet
ten inches tall and he wears
size 13 sneakers....What does
he weigh?
3. Before Mt. Everest was
discovered, ...what was the
highest mountain in the world?
4. How much dirt is there in a
hole ...that measures two feet
by three feet by four feet?
5. What word in the English
Language ...is always spelled
incorrectly?
6. Billy was born on December
28th, yet his birthday is
always in the summer. ....How
is this possible?
7. In California , you cannot
take a picture of a man with a
wooden leg. ...Why not?
8. What was the President 's
Name...in 1975?
9. If you were running a race,
...and you passed the person
in 2nd place, what place would
you be in now?
10. Which is correct to
say,... "The yolk of the egg
are white" or "The yolk of the
egg is white"?
11. If a farmer has 5
haystacks in one field and 4
haystacks in the other field,
....how many haystacks would
he have if he combined them
all in another field?
Here are the Answers
1. Johnny 's mother had
three children. The first
child was named April The
second child was named May.
What was the third child 's
name?
Answer:Johnny of course
2. There is a clerk at the
butcher shop, he is five feet
ten inches tall, and he wears
size 13 sneakers. What does he
weigh?
Answer: Meat.
3. Before Mt. Everest was
discovered, what was the
highest mountain in the world?
Answer: Mt. Everest; it
just wasn 't discovered yet. [
You 're not very good at this
are you?]
4. How much dirt is there in
a hole that measures two feet
by three feet by four feet?
Answer: There is no dirt
in a hole.
5. What word in the English
Language is always spelled
incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly
6. Billy was born on December
28th, yet his birthday is
always in the summer. How is
this possible?
Answer: Billy lives in
the Southern Hemisphere
7. In California , you cannot
take a picture of a man with a
wooden leg. Why not?
Answer: You can 't take
pictures with a wooden leg.
You need a camera to take
pictures.
8. What was the President 's
Name in 1975?
Answer: Same as is it now
- Barack Obama [Oh, come on
...]
9. If you were running a
race, and you passed the
person in 2nd place, what
place would you be in now?
Answer: You would be in
2nd. Well, you passed the
person in second place, not
first.
10. Which is correct to say,
"The yolk of the egg are
white" or "The yolk of the egg
is white"?
Answer: Neither, the yolk
of the egg is yellow [Duh]
11. If a farmer has 5
haystacks in one field and 4
haystacks in the other field,
how many haystacks would he
have if he combined them all
in another field?
Answer: One. If he
combines all of his haystacks,
they all become one big one.
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IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
1) You can't count your hair.
2) You can't wash your
eyes with soap.
3) You can't breathe
through your nose when your
tongue is out.
Put your tongue
back in your mouth, you silly
person.
Ten (10) Things I know
about you.
1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can't say the letter
''P'' without separating your
lips.
4) You just attempted to do
it.
6) You are laughing at
yourself.
7) You have a smile on your
face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if
there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because
you are a fun loving person
& everyone does it too.
10) You are probably going to
send this to see who else
falls for it.
You have received this
e-mail because I didn't want
to be alone in the idiot
category.
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