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Welcome to my blog http://www.skegley.blogspot.com/ . CAVEAT LECTOR- Let the reader beware. This is a Christian Conservative blog. It is not meant to offend anyone. Please feel free to ignore this blog, but also feel free to browse and comment on my posts! You may also scroll down to respond to any post.

For Christian American readers of this blog:


I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

I must admit that I do not check authenticity of my posts. If anyone can tell me of a non-biased arbitrator, I will attempt to do so more regularly. I know of no such arbitrator for the internet.











Saturday, April 20, 2013

Senior cob web's fun ... Thanks Clay V!




 
 



 
 
 
 
Something for seniors to keep the cob webs away
 
 
 1. Johnny 's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. ...What was the third child 's name?

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers....What does he weigh?

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, ...what was the highest mountain in the world?

4. How much dirt is there in a hole ...that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

5. What word in the English Language ...is always spelled incorrectly?

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. ....How is this possible?

7. In California , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. ...Why not?

8. What was the President 's Name...in 1975?

9. If you were running a race, ...and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

10. Which is correct to say,... "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, ....how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
 
Here are the Answers
1. Johnny 's mother had three children. The first child was named April The second child was named May. What was the third child 's name?
     Answer:Johnny of course
 2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
      Answer: Meat.
 3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
     Answer: Mt. Everest; it just wasn 't discovered yet. [ You 're not very good at this are you?]
 4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
     Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.
 5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
     Answer: Incorrectly
 6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
     Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere
 7. In California , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
     Answer: You can 't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.
 8. What was the President 's Name in 1975?
     Answer: Same as is it now - Barack Obama [Oh, come on ...]
 9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
     Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.
 10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
     Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh]
 11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
     Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big one.

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 IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1) You can't count your hair.
2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3) You can't breathe through your nose when your tongue is out.
    Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.
 
 Ten (10) Things I know about you.
1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.
 You have received this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in the idiot category.
 



Sam Kegley
7:29 PM (0 minutes ago)

to Clay, Marty, Cam, charles, Cheryl, Dave, davem2442, Don, Norma, garygoodman, Howard, Hilton, Scott, JBELL, John, Nita, Marc, packdoublep, pjcruiser, rita, Sarah, June, Nancy, Darrell, Sharon
I didn't get the president's name in 1975 and I still don't get little o. 
I also missed # 11.  combining does make one, doesn't it?
I did stick my tongue out and I looked back for # 5 in the second batch.  I also laughed at me.
Sam Kegley aka SamKat

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