"Do not regret growing older . It is a privilege denied to many" .
A Mexican , a Black, a Muslim and a Redneck
were walking together on a beach when the Black stumbled over a bottle in
the sand.
He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a Genie appeared.
"I can only grant four wishes," the Genie said. "Since there are four of you,
you may have a wish apiece."
Pointing at the Black, he said, "Since you found the bottle, you may have
the first wish."
The Black studied for a moment then said, "I wish for a fleet of ships so
that I can gather all my people and take them back to our homeland, Africa."
Poof! It was done! Hundreds of ships appeared on the skyline.
The Mexican said, "I weesh for enough Cheby peekups to take all my
people back to our homeland, May-he-co!"
Poof! It was done! Row after row of Chevrolet Pickups appeared on the beach.
The Muslim said, "I wish for ten thousand camels to take all of my people
away from this horrible country loaded with infidels so we can live in
peace in Muslim countries and serve Allah."
Poof! It was done! ten thousand camels suddenly appeared on the beach.
Turning to the Redneck, the Genie asked, "And what is your wish?
The Redneck watched as the loaded pickups began moving toward the border,
then looked out to sea and watched the loaded ships sailing out into the
sunset, then he looked at all of the Muslims getting on top of the camels
and riding off.
The Redneck said, "Just give me a Bud Light. It doesn't get any better than this!"
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