Nothing like a good
Bible story to make your day...
Adam was hanging
around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'
So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'
Adam said he
didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He
was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a
woman.
He said, 'This
pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for
you,
and when you discover clothing, she will
wash it for you
She will always agree with every decision
you make and she will not nag
and will always be
the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a
disagreement.
She will praise you!
She will bear your
children.
and she will never
wake you up in the middle of the night to take care of
them
She will NEVER
have a headache and will freely give you love and passion
whenever you want.'
Adam asked God,
'What will a woman like this cost?'
God replied, 'An arm and a leg.'
Then Adam asked,
'What can I get for a rib?'
Of course the rest is
history............!!!!
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