Let me tell you about
my doctor. He's very good! If you tell him you want a second opinion, He'll
go out and come in again.
~~~~~
He treated a woman for
yellow jaundice for three years Before he realized she was Chinese.
~~~~~
Another time, he gave
a patient six months to live.
At the end of the six
months,the patient hadn't paid his bill, So, the doctor gave him another six
months.
~~~~~
While he was talking
to me, his nurse came in and said,
"Doctor, there is
a man here who thinks he's invisible."
The doctor said,
"Tell him I can't see him."
~~~~~
Another time, a man
came running in the office and yelled, "Doctor, doctor! - my son just
swallowed a roll of film!"
The doctor calmly
replied,"Well let's just wait and see what develops."
~~~~~
One patient came in
and said,
"Doctor, I have a
serious memory problem"
The doctor
asked,"When did it start?"
The man replied,
"When did what start?"
~~~~~
I remember one time I
told my doctor
I had a ringing in my
ears.
His advice:
"Don't answer it."
~~~~~
My doctor sure has his
share of nut cases.
One said to
him,"Doctor, I think I'm a bell."
The doctor gave him
some pills and said,
"Here, take these
— If they don't work, give me a ring."
~~~~~
Another guy told the
doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards
The doctor simply
said,
" Go sit over
there. I'll deal with you later."
~~~~~
When I told my doctor
I broke my leg in two places,
He told me to stop
going to those places.
~~~~~
You know, doctors can
be so frustrating.
You wait a month and a
half for an appointment,
Then he says, "I
wish you had come to me sooner."
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