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Welcome to my blog http://www.skegley.blogspot.com/ . CAVEAT LECTOR- Let the reader beware. This is a Christian Conservative blog. It is not meant to offend anyone. Please feel free to ignore this blog, but also feel free to browse and comment on my posts! You may also scroll down to respond to any post.

For Christian American readers of this blog:


I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

I must admit that I do not check authenticity of my posts. If anyone can tell me of a non-biased arbitrator, I will attempt to do so more regularly. I know of no such arbitrator for the internet.











Sunday, October 6, 2013

Drunken riding questions ... Thx Marge R!



Subj: Completely corked......Just love it when the French get turned over




So cute, and hilarious too.


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Vraiment très drôle ...! je vous laisse en juger.
True story reported by an English guy who was stopped and asked to give a breathaliser test.
The English guy lives near Le Bugue in the Dordogne and at the time he was stopped he was as irritated as a newt...


 The gendarme signals to him to wind down the window, then asks him if he has been drinking; and with a slurring speech the English guy replies, 'Yes, this morning I was at my (hic)..daughter's wedding, and as I don't like church much I went to the cafe opposite and had several beers. 
Then during the wedding banquet I seem to remember downing three great bottles of wine; (hic)... a corbieres, a Minervois and (hic)...a Faugeres. Then, to finish off during the celebrations....and (hic) during the evening....me and my mate downed two bottles of Johnny Walker's Black Label.'  

Getting impatient the gendarme warns him, 'Do you understand I'm a policeman and have stopped you for an alcohol test?'
The Englishman with a grin on his face replies: 'Do you understand that I'm English, like my car, and that my wife is sitting in the other seat, at the wheel?'
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