The Pope in
Alaska
The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of
Alaska. He was cruising along the campground in the 'Popemobile' when he
heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless
Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a Register all Guns hat and a save the
trees shirt. The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all
about and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers came racing up.
One quickly fired a .475 slug right into the bear’s chest. The two other men
pulled the semiconscious Democrat from the bear’s grasp. Then using baseball
bats, the three loggers finished off the bear. Two of the men dragged the
dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck while the other tenderly
placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them over to him. “I give
you my blessing for your brave actions!” he proudly proclaimed. “I have
heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic
environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not
true.”
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, “Who the hell was that
guy ?" “Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. “He's in direct contact
with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."
“Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he don't
know anything about bear hunting! By the way, is our bait still alive or do
we need to go back to California and get another one.?
The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of
Alaska. He was cruising along the campground in the 'Popemobile' when he
heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless
Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a Register all Guns hat and a save the
trees shirt. The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all
about and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers came racing up.
One quickly fired a .475 slug right into the bear’s chest. The two other men
pulled the semiconscious Democrat from the bear’s grasp. Then using baseball
bats, the three loggers finished off the bear. Two of the men dragged the
dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck while the other tenderly
placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them over to him. “I give
you my blessing for your brave actions!” he proudly proclaimed. “I have
heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic
environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not
true.”
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, “Who the hell was that
guy ?" “Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. “He's in direct contact
with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."
“Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he don't
know anything about bear hunting! By the way, is our bait still alive or do
we need to go back to California and get another one.?
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