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Welcome to my blog http://www.skegley.blogspot.com/ . CAVEAT LECTOR- Let the reader beware. This is a Christian Conservative blog. It is not meant to offend anyone. Please feel free to ignore this blog, but also feel free to browse and comment on my posts! You may also scroll down to respond to any post.

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I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

I must admit that I do not check authenticity of my posts. If anyone can tell me of a non-biased arbitrator, I will attempt to do so more regularly. I know of no such arbitrator for the internet.











Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Year 2059 ./.. Thx Marge R!

Year 2059

 
 
 
Year 2059 

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2059
 
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California .
 
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
 
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica . No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Last Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. 

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2060. 
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 
85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba. 
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. 
Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States . 

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays. 

Massachusetts executes last remaining Conservative. 
Supreme Court rules any punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. 

A Couple Finally Had Sexual Harmony: They had simultaneous Headaches. 

Average NBA player is now nine feet seven inches and has 5 illegitimate children. 
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060. 
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. 
Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines. 
Now, send this to whomever you want and as many as you want, then, guess what....NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing, except you might make someone smile or  scared or pissed off. 
I Love This Country! 
It's The Government That Scares Me!
 
Stop organized crime. 
Re-elect no one.

Live Simply.. Love Generously.. Care Deeply.. Speak Kindly..Leave The Rest To God.

NOT CONFIRMED BY SNOPES.
 
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