The Three Little Pigs
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.
'I would like a
Sprite,' said the first little
piggy.
'I would like a Coke,'
said the second little
piggy.
'I want beer, lots and
lots of beer,' said the third little
piggy.
The drinks were brought
out and the waiter took their orders for
dinner.
'I want a nice big
steak,' said the first
piggy.
'I would like the salad
plate,' said the second
piggy.
'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought
out and a while later the waiter approached the table and
asked if the piggies would like any
dessert.
'I want a banana
split,' said the first
piggy.
'I want a cheesecake,'
said the second piggy.
'I want beer, lots and
lots of beer,' exclaimed the third little
piggy.
'Pardon me for asking,'
said the waiter to the third little
piggy,'
But why have you only
ordered beer all evening?'
You're
gonna LOVE me for this....
The third piggy says
-
'Well, somebody has to
go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!
Aren't you sorry I have
your email
address??
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