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Welcome to my blog http://www.skegley.blogspot.com/ . CAVEAT LECTOR- Let the reader beware. This is a Christian Conservative blog. It is not meant to offend anyone. Please feel free to ignore this blog, but also feel free to browse and comment on my posts! You may also scroll down to respond to any post.

For Christian American readers of this blog:


I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

I must admit that I do not check authenticity of my posts. If anyone can tell me of a non-biased arbitrator, I will attempt to do so more regularly. I know of no such arbitrator for the internet.











Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Great Fun - Punography ... Thx Gary and Jill I !



Great fun




PUN0GRAPHY
·  I tried to catch some fog, but  I mist.·  What do the do when chemists die? They barium.· Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.·  A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.·  I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid.  He says he can stop any time.· How does Moses make his tea?  Hebrews it.·  I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.  Then it dawned on me.· This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.·  I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.  I can't put it down.·  I did a theatrical performance about puns.  It was a play on words .·  They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.· This dyslexic man walks into a bra .·  I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.·  A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?·  When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.·  What does a clock do when it's hungry?  It goes back four seconds..·  I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!·  Broken pencils are pointless.· What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?  A thesaurus.· England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .·  I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.· I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.· All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen.
   Police say they have nothing to go on.
·  I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.· Velcro - what a rip off!· Cartoonist found dead in home.  Details are sketchy.



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