Can you get married in Heaven ... Thx Cl;ay V!

> On
> their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is
> involved in a fatal car accident.
>
> The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates
> waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While
> waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get
> married in Heaven?
>
>
>
> When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.
>
> St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first
> time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he
> leaves.
>
> The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and
> the couple are still waiting. As they waited, they discussed
> that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was
> the eternal aspect of it all. 'What if it doesn't
> work?' they wondered, 'Are we stuck together
> forever?'
>
>
>
> After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking
> somewhat bedraggled.
>
> 'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get
> married in Heaven.'
>
> 'Great!' said the couple, 'But we were just
> wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also
> get a divorce in Heaven?'
>
>
>
> St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto
> the ground.
>
> 'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple.
>
> 'OH, COME ON!', St. Peter shouted, 'It took me
> three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea
> how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?!'
>