Punography
· I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
· When chemists die, they barium.
· Jokes about German sausage are the
wurst.
· A soldier who survived mustard gas and
pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
· I know a guy who's addicted to brake
fluid. He says he can stop any time.
· I stayed up all night to see where the
sun went. Then it dawned on me.
· This girl said she recognized me from
the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
· I'm reading a book about
anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
· I did a theatrical performance about
puns. It was a play on words .
· They told me I had type A blood, but it
was a type-O.
· This dyslexic man walks into a bra .
· I didn't like my beard at first. Then it
grew on me.
· When you get a bladder infection, urine
trouble.
· What does a clock do when it's
hungry? It goes back four seconds..
· I wondered why the baseball was getting
bigger. Then it hit me!
·
Broken pencils are pointless.
· What do you call a dinosaur with an
extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
·
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool ..
· I used to be a banker, but then I lost
interest.
· All the toilets in London police
stations have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
· I took the job at a bakery because I
kneaded dough.
· Velcro - what a rip off!
· Cartoonist found dead in home.
Details are sketchy.
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