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I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Sunday, February 15, 2015

4 times Married 4 husbands ... Thx Clay V uh ,,, maybe

4 Times Married
   4  Husbands
The  local news station was interviewing  an 80-year-old  lady because she
had just  gotten married  for the fourth time.
The  interviewer asked her  questions about her life,  about what it  felt
like to be marrying again at  80, and then  about her new husband's
occupation.

"He's a  funeral director," she  answered. "Interesting,"  the newsman
thought.

He then  asked her if she wouldn't mind  telling him a  little about her
first three husbands  and what they  did for a living. She paused for a  few
moments,  needing time to reflect on all  those years.  After a short time,
a smile came to her face and  she answered proudly, explaining  that she had
first married
a banker when she was in her 20's,
then a circus ringmaster when in  her 40's, and
  a preacher when in her 60's, and  now
- in her  80's - a funeral  director.
The  interviewer looked at her, quite  astonished, and asked  why she had
married four men  with such  diverse  careers.





(Wait  for it)





She  smiled and explained,  "I married ONE  for
the money,  TWO for the show, THREE to get  ready,
and FOUR  to go!!!!"



(Oh, just  hush-up and send this one on to somebody
who needs a laugh.)

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