I have it but did not realize what was causing my distress. Maybe will get better next November.
I am sorry that I have not been very responsive lately to your Emails.I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I
have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse
Fatigue or (PIST-AWF).For those of you who do not know what that is; PIST-AWF is a newly defined
disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious.September, 2015 - Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing a new
disease that has already infected over half of the United States and is
anticipated to continue to spread.The disease itself affects the cells of a persons entire body then goes
dormant.
The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects.These side effects have been labeled as PIST-AWF.Symptoms include:* Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing your
president pander to Muslim terrorists.* Loose bowels from swallowing the fact that Obama was elected twice.* Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing terrorists murdering
innocent people.* Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to
accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a legitimate
news show host.If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse
Fatigue, please notify your local election board and place your name on the
list for a cure. It is expected, and sincerely hoped, that the cure will be
available in November of 2016.
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