Hillary and Donald Trump in a bar
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar and grab a booth.Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says:
"The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal."Hillary: "You mean the Mexican gun running?"
Trump: "No, the other one."Hillary: "You mean the death of SEAL Team 6?"
Trump: "No, the other one."Hillary: "You mean the State Department lying about Benghazi?"
Trump: "No, the other one."Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"Trump: "No, the other one."Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Trump: "No, the other one."Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?"
Trump: "No, the other one."Hillary: "You mean the of drones being operated in our own country without the benefit of the law?"Trump: "No, the other one."Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
Trump: "No, the other one."Hillary: "You mean Obama arming the Muslim Brotherhood?"Trump: "No the other one:"Hillary: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
Trump: "No, the other one."Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"Trump: "No, the other one."Hillary: "You mean Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?"Trump: "No, the other one."Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
Trump: "No, the other one."Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' phone calls, emails and everything else?"
Trump: "No, the other one."Hillary: "Obama's ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?"Trump: "No, the other one."Hillary: "Obama's threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?"Trump: "No, the other one."Hillary: "Obama's repeated violation of the law requiring me to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?"
Trump: "No, the other one."Hillary: "Oh, you mean the 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?"Trump: "No, the other one."Hillary: "Obama's unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent role?"Trump: "No, the other one."Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"Trump: "No, the other one."Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Trump: "No, the other one."Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I got it!You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don't pay taxes and get free stuff from the taxpayers, and they've stuck citizens again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?"
Trump: "THAT'S THE ONE!"
Saturday, November 14, 2015
Hillary and Donald Trump meet in a bar ... Thx Paul C!
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