When standing in line ... Oh Marge R, this is so funny! Thx good lady! We have these kind of story tellers in our gathering area in the condo! Especially Mr. Hensel!

When you are standing in line...

 

HAVE  A LAUGH 

 

 

Subject: FW: Last Trip to Costco

 

if you have seen this one before raise your hand.....

A RETIREE'S LAST TRIP TO Costco

 

Yesterday I was at Costco buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Owen , the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

 

What did she think I had an elephant?

 

So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

 

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete, (certified), so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

 

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I had stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit me.

 

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Costco won't let me shop there anymore. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.

 

 

 

Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends...it will be their laugh for the day!