SamKat: July 2016

Welcome

Welcome to my blog http://www.skegley.blogspot.com/ . CAVEAT LECTOR- Let the reader beware. This is a Christian Conservative blog. It is not meant to offend anyone. Please feel free to ignore this blog, but also feel free to browse and comment on my posts! You may also scroll down to respond to any post.

For Christian American readers of this blog:

I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!

A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

I must admit that I do not check authenticity of my posts. If anyone can tell me of a non-biased arbitrator, I will attempt to do so more regularly. I know of no such arbitrator for the internet.

Sunday, July 31, 2016

Question ... Thx Dr. Ralph H! ( It Don' Matta, they will vote democrat- UGH!)

A Benefits Question (too serious to be funny)

Dear Sir,

I have a benefits question.

Many years ago, I married a widow out of love who had an 18-year-old daughter.

After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit a number of times, and he fell in love with my step-daughter.

My father eventually married her without my authorization.

As a result, my step-daughter legally became my step-mother and my father, my son-in-law.

My father's wife (also my step-daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step-daughter's mother.

This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father. As you can see, my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife. Therefore, it appears that I am also my wife's grandchild.

A short time after these events, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, and my uncle.

My son is also my step-mother's brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather.

In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following:

Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law, and my step-mother's brother fulfill the requirements for receiving childcare benefits?

Sincerely yours,

Mohammed

THE ANSWER:

Of course you qualify Mo. I have arranged to start mailing checks to all of you just as soon as you arrive here in the United States.

Welcome to your new home my son,

Barack Obama

Karl Jara's sand sculptures ... Thx Sarah R and Jack H ! (PHS 40x's each) Portsmouth Ohio

NOT THE USUAL SAND SCULPTURES
Date:
From:
To:

Worrying is like a rocking chair it gives you something to do but doesn't get you anywhere.

-Anonymous-

These are fabulous…so sad it is sand and will not remain in view to the public......

Carl Jara

Jara's sculptures are more about abstraction than creating things that reflect marine life.

Carl Jara

Carl Jara

Carl Jara

He's earned nine World Championship medals for his sand sculptures, and it's not difficult to see why.

Carl Jara

Carl Jara

His work is incredibly unusual, and it's also a little subversive for your average sandcastle competition.

Carl Jara
Carl Jara

Carl Jara

His work is so smooth and refined that you almost forget that what you're looking at is sand, instead of wood or marble.

Carl Jara

Carl Jara

Carl Jara

Carl Jara

Jara studied fine art in college, but soon realized that design was not his strong suit. Instead, he wanted to create with his hands, and sand is the perfect medium.

Carl Jara

Carl Jara

Carl Jara

Carl Jara

The response to his work has been nothing but positive, and Jara has no plans to stop.

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Saturday, July 30, 2016

Hot down Here ... Thx Blaine B!

IT’S HOT DOWN HERE

A lesson to be learned from one typing the wrong email address!

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email, expecting condolences from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I’ve Arrived

Date: May 16, 2004

I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I’ve just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!

Friday, July 29, 2016

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For my special friends

Some repeats ...

This is by far the best one.

I had a dream!

If you don't like this picture, you don't know a thing about art.

People just don't send out beautiful pictures like this often enough.

Thought you might enjoy a good laugh!

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