A Benefits Question (too serious to be funny)
Dear Sir,I have a benefits question.Many years ago, I married a widow out of love who had an 18-year-old daughter.After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit a number of times, and he fell in love with my step-daughter.My father eventually married her without my authorization.As a result, my step-daughter legally became my step-mother and my father, my son-in-law.My father's wife (also my step-daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step-daughter's mother.This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father. As you can see, my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife. Therefore, it appears that I am also my wife's grandchild.A short time after these events, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, and my uncle.My son is also my step-mother's brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather.In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following:Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law, and my step-mother's brother fulfill the requirements for receiving childcare benefits?Sincerely yours,MohammedTHE ANSWER:Of course you qualify Mo. I have arranged to start mailing checks to all of you just as soon as you arrive here in the United States.Welcome to your new home my son,Barack Obama
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