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I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Sunday, July 10, 2016

Ice Cream ... Thx Paul C!


Subject: FW: ICE CREAM!

For those who understand, no explanation is needed.
For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.

ONE DAY I HAD LUNCH WITH SOME FRIENDS. JIM, A SHORT, BALDING GOLFER
TYPE ABOUT 80 YEARS OLD, CAME ALONG WITH THEM---ALL IN ALL, A PLEASANT
BUNCH.

WHEN THE MENUS WERE PRESENTED, WE ORDERED SALADS, SANDWICHES, AND
SOUPS, EXCEPT FOR JIM WHO SAID, "ICE CREAM, PLEASE. TWO SCOOPS,
CHOCOLATE.

I WASN'T SURE MY EARS HEARD RIGHT, AND THE OTHERS WERE AGHAST. "ALONG
WITH HEATED APPLE PIE," JIM ADDED, COMPLETELY UNABASHED.

WE TRIED TO ACT QUITE NONCHALANT, AS IF PEOPLE DID THIS ALL THE TIME.
BUT WHEN OUR ORDERS WERE BROUGHT OUT, I DIDN'T ENJOY MINE.

I COULDN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF JIM AS HIS PIE A-LA-MODE WENT DOWN. THE
OTHER GUYS COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. THEY ATE THEIR LUNCHES SILENTLY AND
GRINNED.

THE NEXT TIME I WENT OUT TO EAT, I CALLED AND INVITED JIM . I LUNCHED
ON WHITE MEAT TUNA. HE ORDERED A PARFAIT.

I SMILED. HE ASKED IF HE AMUSED ME.

I ANSWERED, "YES, YOU DO, BUT ALSO YOU CONFUSE ME.

HOW COME YOU ORDER RICH DESSERTS, WHILE I FEEL I MUST BE SENSIBLE? HE
LAUGHED AND SAID "I'M TASTING ALL THAT IS POSSIBLE.

I TRY TO EAT THE FOOD I NEED, AND DO THE THINGS I SHOULD. BUT LIFE'S
SO SHORT, MY FRIEND, I HATE MISSING OUT ON SOMETHING GOOD. THIS YEAR I
REALIZED HOW OLD I WAS. (HE GRINNED) I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS OLD BEFORE."
"SO, BEFORE I DIE, I'VE GOT TO TRY THOSE THINGS THAT FOR YEARS I HAD
IGNORED. I HAVEN'T SMELLED ALL THE FLOWERS YET. THERE ARE TOO MANY
TROUT STREAMS I HAVEN'T FISHED. THERE'S MORE FUDGE SUNDAES TO WOLF
DOWN AND KITES TO BE FLOWN OVERHEAD.

THERE ARE TOO MANY GOLF COURSES I HAVEN'T PLAYED. I'VE NOT LAUGHED AT
ALL THE JOKES. I'VE MISSED A LOT OF SPORTING EVENTS AND POTATO CHIPS
AND COKES. I WANT TO WADE AGAIN IN WATER AND FEEL OCEAN SPRAY ON MY
FACE.

I WANT TO SIT IN A COUNTRY CHURCH ONCE MORE AND THANK GOD FOR HIS
GRACE.

I WANT PEANUT BUTTER EVERY DAY SPREAD ON MY MORNING TOAST. I WANT
UN-TIMED LONG DISTANCE CALLS TO THE FOLKS I LOVE THE MOST.

I HAVEN'T CRIED AT ALL THE MOVIES YET, OR WALKED IN THE MORNING RAIN.
I NEED TO FEEL WIND ON MY FACE. I WANT TO BE IN LOVE AGAIN.

SO, IF I CHOOSE TO HAVE DESSERT, INSTEAD OF HAVING DINNER, THEN
SHOULD I DIE BEFORE NIGHT FALL, I'D SAY I DIED A WINNER, BECAUSE I
MISSED OUT ON NOTHING. I FILLED MY HEART'S DESIRE. I HAD THAT FINAL
CHOCOLATE MOUSSE BEFORE MY LIFE EXPIRED.."

WITH THAT, I CALLED THE WAITRESS OVER. "I'VE CHANGED MY MIND, " I
SAID. "I WANT WHAT HE IS HAVING, ONLY ADD SOME MORE WHIPPED CREAM!"

THIS IS MY GIFT TO YOU - WE NEED AN ANNUAL FRIENDS DAY! IF YOU GET
THIS TWICE, THEN YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE FRIEND. LIVE WELL, LOVE MUCH &
LAUGH OFTEN - BE HAPPY.

SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDSINCLUDING ME IF I'M LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE
COUNTED AMONG THEM.

BE MINDFUL THAT HAPPINESS ISN'T BASED ON POSSESSIONS, POWER, OR
PRESTIGE, BUT ON RELATIONSHIPS WITH PEOPLE WE LIKE AND RESPECT.
REMEMBER THAT WHILE MONEY TALKS,CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM SINGS!

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