The raccoons have got to go ... Thx Paul C!

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Subject: The raccoons have got to go!

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Dear Representative, Whomever from Wherever USA

From the time I was able to vote I voted Republican.  I am 70+ and have a great deal of respect and influence with hundreds of seniors who also network with thousands of others around the country.

I received your questionnaire with your request for money and I strongly agree with every point you made as I have ever since Obama was elected.  Unfortunately the one question that was missing is "What have the Republicans done for the American people?" We gave you a majority in the house and senate and you never listened to us.  Now you want our money.

You might think we are fools because you feel Trump is on a self-destruct course, but look beyond Washington and listen to the masses.  If you really want to know how the majority of people feel (and this applies to both Democrats and Republicans), keep reading...

Sincerely,

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Here comes the part about the raccoons:

You've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement or home is infested with raccoons.  Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement or home.  You want them gone immediately.  You call the city, 4 different exterminators but nobody could handle the job... But there is this one guy and he guarantees you to get rid of them, so you hire him.  You don't care if the guy smells, you don't care if the guy swears, you don't care if he's alcoholic, you don't care how many times he's been married, you don't care if he voted for Obama, you don't care if he has a plumber's crack, you simply want those raccoons gone!  You want your problem fixed!  He's the guy.  Period

Back to Trump...

Here's why we want Trump.  Yes, he's a bit of an ass; yes, he's an egomaniac; yes, he has weird hair, but we don't care. The country is a mess because politicians suck.  The Republican Party is two-faced & gutless, potentially dangerous illegals are everywhere and dangerous agreements have been made with our well-funded enemies.  We want it all fixed!

We don't care that Trump is crude, we don't care that he insults people, we don't care that he has been friendly with Hillary, we don't care that he has changed positions, we don't care that he's been married 3 times, we don't care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell, we don't care that he doesn't know the name of some Muslin terrorist.

This country is weak, bankrupt, and sending billions of borrowed dollars to our enemies.  The world is laughing at us.  Our media is distracting and brainwashing us and appears to be controlled by Washington.  Our government is inviting 'refugees,' failing to provide security, and threatening our rights, even as the horrible results of those same actions play out in Europe.  We are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo and Hasid is a special group with special rights to a point where we don't even fit in or recognize our own country.

We're sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party and the Republican Party, and sick of the blatant corruption behind the 'spending' of our tax dollars.

We just want this thing fixed!  Trump may not be perfect, may not have been our first choice among the candidates, but we see that he doesn't have political correctness and/or special interests restraining him.  And he says he'll fix it.  And we believe him because we know the end result of more of 'the same,' and because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong or to at some point be called a failure.
We just want those raccoons gone, out of our house, NOW.

You are welcome to pass this on.  This is why thousands of people who haven't voted in 25 years are registering to vote this year.  Those raccoons have got to go!