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I'M A DEPLORABLE
I'M A DEPLORABLE
I used to think I was just a regular guy, but I was born white,
which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.
I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a
homophobe.
I am somewhat non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.
I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel.
I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby.
I am older than 70 and retired, which now makes me a useless old man.
I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.
I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.
I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.
I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me a militant.
Please help me come to terms with the new me… because I'm just not sure who I am anymore!
I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt,
new found changes in my life and my thinking!
I just cant imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!
Funny …its all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!
As if all this nonsense wasn't enough to deal with... I'm now afraid to go into either restroom!
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