Grumpy Receptionist . . . Thx Judi C!

Grumpy Receptionist
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Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.
The waiting room was filled with patients.
As I approached the receptionist’s desk, I noticed that she was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.
I gave her my name, and in a very loud voice, she said,

“YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?
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All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,

> > “NO, I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE
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> > OPERATION, BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR
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> > THAT DID YOURS.”


The room erupted in applause!

DON’T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS

 

 

 

 

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