Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, “and how are we doingthis morning?”
Or.... "are we ready for a bath?" Or… "are we hungry?"I had enough of this particular nurse. One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in mybedside stand.Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing. So you know where the juice went!
The nurse came in a while later, picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said, “My, my, itseems we are a little cloudy today.”At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying, “Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time!”The nurse fainted... I just smiled!
DON’T MESS WITH US OLD PEOPLE... You'll lose every time!!!!!
Wednesday, March 8, 2017
Old people and humor ... Thx Paul C!
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