Potatoes
> Well,A Girl Potato and
> Boy Potato had eyes for each
> other,
> And finally they
> got married, and had a little sweet
> Potato, which they
>
> Called
> 'Yam.'
> Of course, they
> wanted the best for Yam.When it was time,
> they told her about the facts Of
> life.
> They warned her
> about going
> Out and getting
> Half-baked, so she
> wouldn't get accidentally
> mashed,and
>
> Get a bad name for
> herself like 'Hot Potato,'
> and
> End up with a
> bunch of tater totsYam said not to
> worry, no Spud would get Her into the sack and make a
> rotten potato out of her!But on the other
> hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato
> either.
> She would get
> plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her
> shoestring cousins.
> When she went
> off to
> Europe , Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam
> To
> watch out
> For the
> hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from
> France called the French fries.
> And
> When she went
> out West, to
> Watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't
> get scalloped...
> Yam said she
> would stay on the straight and
> Narrow and wouldn't
> associate with
> Those high class
> Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks
> who advertise their trade on all The trucks that say,
>
> 'Frito Lay.'
> Mr. And Mrs.
> Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U.(that's Potato University )so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips.
> But in spite of
> all they did for
> Her, one-day Yam came home
> And
> announced she was
> Going to marry Tom
> Brokaw.
> Tom Brokaw!
>
> Mr. And Mrs.
> Potato were very
> upset.They told Yam she
> couldn't
> Possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's
> just.......
> Are you ready for
> this?Are you sure?
>
>
> *
>
> *OK!
> Here it is!
>
>
> *
>
> *
>
> *
>
> *
>
>
> A
> COMMONTATER
>
> NOW AREN'T YOU SORRY I
> HAVE YOUR E-MAIL
> ADDRESS?
>
Thursday, March 30, 2017
Potatoes... Thx Marge R!
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