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The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!

A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Ducky Thoughts

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THOUGHTS BY ’DUCKY’

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with
> ‘Guess’ on it.
> So I said
> ‘Implants?’
> She hit
> me.

How come we choose from just two people to
> run for President
> and over
> fifty for Miss America?

Marriage changes passion.
> Suddenly
> you’re in bed
> with a
> relative.

Now that food has replaced
> sex in my
> life, I can’t even
> get into my
> own pants.

I signed up for an exercise class and was
> told to wear loose fitting clothing.

If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I
> wouldn’t have
> signed up in
> the first place!

When I was young we used to go ‘skinny
> dipping.’

Now I just ‘chunky
> dunk.’

Don’t argue with an idiot;
> people
> watching may not be able to tell the
> difference.

Wouldn’t it be nice if whenever we messed
> up our life we could simply press ‘Ctrl Alt Delete’
> and start
> all over? AMEN!

Why is it that our children
> can’t read a
> Bible in school,
> but they can
> in prison?
> A completely brilliant
> question!

Wouldn’t you know it...
> Brain cells
> come and
> brain cells
> go,
> But FAT
> cells live forever.

Why do I have to swear on
> the Bible in
> Court

when the Ten Commandments cannot be
> displayed outside?
> Another completely brilliant
> question!

Bumper sticker of the year:
> ‘If you can
> read this,
> thank a
> teacher –

and since it’s in English,
> thank a
> Soldier’

And remember:
> Life is like a roll of toilet
> paper.
> The closer it gets to the end, the faster it
> goes.