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I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Tuesday, July 31, 2018

Signs of the Times ... Thx Gary I !

      Signs of the times
 
      

 
              
A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE: 
"We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you."
 
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:  
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
 
In a Podiatrist's office:   
"Time wounds all heels."
 
 
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place."
 
On a Plumber's truck :
"We repair what your husband fixed."
 
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
 
At a Tire Shop:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
 
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
 
In a Non-smoking Area: 
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action."
 
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
 
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
 
Outside a Muffler Shop: 
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
 
 
At the Electric Company: 
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted."
 
In a Restaurant window: 
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
 
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
 
At a Gas Bottle Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills."
 
In a Chicago Radiator Shop: 
"Best place in town to take a leak."
 
On a Plumber's truck :
"A flush is better than a full house."
 
And the best one for last… 
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
 
 
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