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I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Tuesday, October 9, 2018

And God Created ... Thx Paul C!


 
And GOD Created... 
 
 
I think this is hilarious! I NEVER HEARD CREATION EXPLAINED THIS WAY BEFORE!!!
1.  In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
2.   Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy CremeDonuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?"   And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.
3.   And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair.  And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them.  And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.
4.  So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side  . And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
5.   God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them."   And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter.   And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.   God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake" and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food."
6.   God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And   Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels.  And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.
7.   Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition.   And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy centre into chips and deep-fried them . And Man gained pounds  .
8.   God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! And super-size them!"   And Satan said, "It is good."   And Man went into cardiac arrest.
9.   God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
10.   Then Satan created Cuts to the Health Care System. Amen
If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world .
 
 

 

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