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I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Wednesday, December 19, 2018

Timmy and Santa Letters ... Thx Lyle S!

Timmy writes to Santa





>> Dear Santa,
>> How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer
>> to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I
>> would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 5 for
>> Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.
>> Merry Christmas,
>> Timmy Jones
>>
>> Dear Timmy,
>> Thank you for you r letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves
>> are all fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little
>> worried all the time you spend playing video games and texting.
>> Santa wouldn't want you to get fat. Since you have indeed been a
>> good boy, I think I'll bring you something you can go outside and
>> play with.
>> Merry Christmas,
>> Santa Claus
>>
>> Mr. Claus,
>> Seeing that I have fulfilled the "naughty vs. Nice" contract, set by
>> you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to
>> granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to turn
>> this joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don't you think
>> that a jibe at my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out
>> once a year is a bit
>> trite?
>> Respectfully,
>> Tim Jones
>>
>> Mr. Jones,
>> While I have acknowledged you have met the "nice" criteria, need I
>> remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it
>> a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal
>> action, well that is your right. Please know, however, that my
>> attorney's have been on retainer ever since the Burgermeister
>> Meisterburger incident and will be more than happy to take you on in
>> open court. Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only
>> improve your health, but also improve your social skills and
>> potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the bottom of
>> the Burger King fry bin most days.
>> Very Truly Yours,
>> S Claus
>>
>> Now look here Fat Man,
>> I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was
>> attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my
>> friends into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I'm about to
>> tweet my boys and we're gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I'm
>> taking my game console, my game, my phone, and whatever else I want.
>> WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN!
>> T-Bone
>>
>> Listen Pizza Face,
>> Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the
>> world on one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny G-banger
>> wannabe? "He sees you when you're sleeping; He knows when you're
>> awake". Sound familiar, genius? You know what kind of resources I
>> have at my disposal I got your shit wired, Jack. I go all around the
>> world and see ways to hurt people that if I described them right
>> now, you'd throw up your Totino's pizza roll all over the carpet of
>> your mom's basement. You're not getting what you asked for, but I'm
>> still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in you're ass and
>> then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia.
>> S Clizzy
>>
>> Dear Santa,
>> Bring me whatever you see fit. I'll appreciate anything.
>> Timmy
>>
>> Timmy,
>> That's what I thought you little bastard.
>> Santa

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