Subject: Is sex work or pleasure?
A Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing - the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"
A Major chimed in with 75-25%, in favor of work.
A Captain said it was 50-50%. A lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."
The colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why.
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."
~ God Bless the enlisted man. ~
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
The Columbus Dispatch Forum page- 2011 02 22 AM
George Will is an intelligent guy I mostly agree with in his political views. Today his column is headed:
Democrats are, indeed, the party of government. In his last paragraph, he states:
First , the Democrat Party is the party of governmant, no only because of it'd extravagant sense of government competence asnd proper scope, but also because the party base is government employees. Second, government employees have an increasingly adversarial relationship with the governed. Third, Obams's "move to the center" is fictitious.
Democrats are, indeed, the party of government. In his last paragraph, he states:
First , the Democrat Party is the party of governmant, no only because of it'd extravagant sense of government competence asnd proper scope, but also because the party base is government employees. Second, government employees have an increasingly adversarial relationship with the governed. Third, Obams's "move to the center" is fictitious.
FW- Sure does... Thanks John Bob Looney!
A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."
The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said. After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."
The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said. After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
the joys (NOT) of Muslim Women... Thanks Pat W!
Subject: Fw: Joys (NOT) of Muslim Women -
This was written by a woman born in Egypt as a Muslim.
This is not hearsay, and it will scare the life out of you.
Make sure you read the paragraph (in red) towards the end.
Joys of Muslim Women
by Nonie Darwish
In the Muslim faith, a Muslim man can marry a child as young as 1 year old and have sexual intimacy with this child. Consummating the marriage by 9.
The dowry is given to the family in exchange for the woman (who becomes his slave) and for the purchase of the private parts of the woman, to use her as a toy.
Even though a woman is abused, she cannot obtain a divorce.
To prove rape, the woman must have (4) male witnesses.
Often after a woman has been raped, she is returned to her family and the family must return the dowry. The family has the right to execute her (an honor killing) to restore the honor of the family. Husbands can beat their wives 'at will' and he does not have to say why he has beaten her.
The husband is permitted to have (4 wives) and a temporary wife for an hour (prostitute) at his discretion.
The Shariah Muslim law controls the private as well as the public life of the woman.
In the West World ( America ), Muslim men are starting to demand Sharia Law so the wife cannot obtain a divorce and he can have full and complete control of her. It is amazing and alarming how many of our sisters and daughters attending American Universities are now marrying Muslim men and submitting themselves and their children unsuspectingly to the Sharia law.
By passing this on, enlightened American women may avoid becoming a slave under Sharia Law.
Ripping the West in Two.
Author and lecturer Nonie Darwish says the goal of radical Islamists is to impose Sharia law on the world, ripping Western law and liberty in two.
She recently authored the book, Cruel and Usual Punishment: The Terrifying Global Implications of Islamic Law.
Darwish was born in Cairo , spent her childhood in Egypt and Gaza before immigrating to America in 1978, when she was eight years old. Her father died while leading covert attacks on Israel . He was a high-ranking Egyptian military officer stationed with his family in Gaza .
When he died, he was considered a "Shahid," a martyr for jihad. His posthumous status earned Nonie and her family an elevated position in Muslim society.
But Darwish developed a skeptical eye at an early age. She questioned her own Muslim culture and upbringing. She converted to Christianity after hearing a Christian preacher on television.
In her latest book, Darwish warns about creeping Sharia law - what it is, what it means, and how it is manifested in Islamic countries.
For the West, she says radical Islamists are working to impose Sharia on the world. If that happens, Western civilization will be destroyed. Westerners generally assume all religions encourage a respect for the dignity of each individual. Islamic law (Sharia) teaches that non-Muslims should be subjugated or killed in this world.
Peace and prosperity for one's children is not as important as assuring that Islamic law rules everywhere in the Middle East and eventually in the world.
While Westerners tend to think that all religions encourage some form of the golden rule, Sharia teaches two systems of ethics - one for Muslims and another for non-Muslims. Building on tribal practices of the seventh century, Sharia encourages the side of humanity that wants to take from and subjugate others.
While Westerners tend to think in terms of religious people developing a personal understanding of and relationship with God, Sharia advocates executing people who ask difficult questions that could be interpreted as criticism.
It's hard to imagine, that in this day and age, Islamic scholars agree that those who criticize Islam or choose to stop being Muslim should be executed. Sadly, while talk of an Islamic reformation is common and even assumed by many in the West, such murmurings in the Middle East are silenced through intimidation.
While Westerners are accustomed to an increase in religious tolerance over time, Darwish explains how petro dollars are being used to grow an extremely intolerant form of political Islam in her native Egypt and elsewhere.
In twenty years, there will be enough Muslim voters in the U.S. to elect the President by themselves! Rest assured they will do so... You can look at how they have taken over several towns in the USA … Dearborn Mich. is one... and there are others.
I think everyone in the U.S. should be required to read this, but with the ACLU, there is no way this will be widely publicized, unless each of us sends it on!
It is too bad that so many are disillusioned with life and Christianity to accept Muslims as peaceful.... some may be but they have an army that is willing to shed blood in the name of Islam… the peaceful support the warriors with their finances and own kind of patriotism to their religion. While America is getting rid of Christianity from all public sites and erasing God from the lives of children, the Muslims are planning a great jihad on America .
This is your chance to make a difference...! Pass it on to your email list or at least those you think will listen.
Some of those I'm sending it to WILL NOT!
Put your head back under the covers so you can't see the boogieman!
"Every experience God gives us, every person He puts in our lives, is the perfect preparation for the future only He can see."
Let us hold tightly without wavering to the hope we affirm, for God can be trusted to keep his promise.
~ Hebrews 10:23, NLT
This was written by a woman born in Egypt as a Muslim.
This is not hearsay, and it will scare the life out of you.
Make sure you read the paragraph (in red) towards the end.
Joys of Muslim Women
by Nonie Darwish
In the Muslim faith, a Muslim man can marry a child as young as 1 year old and have sexual intimacy with this child. Consummating the marriage by 9.
The dowry is given to the family in exchange for the woman (who becomes his slave) and for the purchase of the private parts of the woman, to use her as a toy.
Even though a woman is abused, she cannot obtain a divorce.
To prove rape, the woman must have (4) male witnesses.
Often after a woman has been raped, she is returned to her family and the family must return the dowry. The family has the right to execute her (an honor killing) to restore the honor of the family. Husbands can beat their wives 'at will' and he does not have to say why he has beaten her.
The husband is permitted to have (4 wives) and a temporary wife for an hour (prostitute) at his discretion.
The Shariah Muslim law controls the private as well as the public life of the woman.
In the West World ( America ), Muslim men are starting to demand Sharia Law so the wife cannot obtain a divorce and he can have full and complete control of her. It is amazing and alarming how many of our sisters and daughters attending American Universities are now marrying Muslim men and submitting themselves and their children unsuspectingly to the Sharia law.
By passing this on, enlightened American women may avoid becoming a slave under Sharia Law.
Ripping the West in Two.
Author and lecturer Nonie Darwish says the goal of radical Islamists is to impose Sharia law on the world, ripping Western law and liberty in two.
She recently authored the book, Cruel and Usual Punishment: The Terrifying Global Implications of Islamic Law.
Darwish was born in Cairo , spent her childhood in Egypt and Gaza before immigrating to America in 1978, when she was eight years old. Her father died while leading covert attacks on Israel . He was a high-ranking Egyptian military officer stationed with his family in Gaza .
When he died, he was considered a "Shahid," a martyr for jihad. His posthumous status earned Nonie and her family an elevated position in Muslim society.
But Darwish developed a skeptical eye at an early age. She questioned her own Muslim culture and upbringing. She converted to Christianity after hearing a Christian preacher on television.
In her latest book, Darwish warns about creeping Sharia law - what it is, what it means, and how it is manifested in Islamic countries.
For the West, she says radical Islamists are working to impose Sharia on the world. If that happens, Western civilization will be destroyed. Westerners generally assume all religions encourage a respect for the dignity of each individual. Islamic law (Sharia) teaches that non-Muslims should be subjugated or killed in this world.
Peace and prosperity for one's children is not as important as assuring that Islamic law rules everywhere in the Middle East and eventually in the world.
While Westerners tend to think that all religions encourage some form of the golden rule, Sharia teaches two systems of ethics - one for Muslims and another for non-Muslims. Building on tribal practices of the seventh century, Sharia encourages the side of humanity that wants to take from and subjugate others.
While Westerners tend to think in terms of religious people developing a personal understanding of and relationship with God, Sharia advocates executing people who ask difficult questions that could be interpreted as criticism.
It's hard to imagine, that in this day and age, Islamic scholars agree that those who criticize Islam or choose to stop being Muslim should be executed. Sadly, while talk of an Islamic reformation is common and even assumed by many in the West, such murmurings in the Middle East are silenced through intimidation.
While Westerners are accustomed to an increase in religious tolerance over time, Darwish explains how petro dollars are being used to grow an extremely intolerant form of political Islam in her native Egypt and elsewhere.
In twenty years, there will be enough Muslim voters in the U.S. to elect the President by themselves! Rest assured they will do so... You can look at how they have taken over several towns in the USA … Dearborn Mich. is one... and there are others.
I think everyone in the U.S. should be required to read this, but with the ACLU, there is no way this will be widely publicized, unless each of us sends it on!
It is too bad that so many are disillusioned with life and Christianity to accept Muslims as peaceful.... some may be but they have an army that is willing to shed blood in the name of Islam… the peaceful support the warriors with their finances and own kind of patriotism to their religion. While America is getting rid of Christianity from all public sites and erasing God from the lives of children, the Muslims are planning a great jihad on America .
This is your chance to make a difference...! Pass it on to your email list or at least those you think will listen.
Some of those I'm sending it to WILL NOT!
Put your head back under the covers so you can't see the boogieman!
"Every experience God gives us, every person He puts in our lives, is the perfect preparation for the future only He can see."
Let us hold tightly without wavering to the hope we affirm, for God can be trusted to keep his promise.
~ Hebrews 10:23, NLT
Monday, February 21, 2011
Blond... Thanks T & C!
Subject: BLONDS
To:
>
>
> **Blondes Are The Best!!! **
>
> A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard
> barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this". She goes downstairs.
>
> The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says "The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?"
>
> The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard, let's see how THEY like it!
>
> ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++
>
> Two Blondes With Hammers..... ...
>
> Lynn and Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity House. Lynn was nailing down house siding,
> would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.
>
> Judy, figuring this was worth looking into asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?' Lynn explained, 'When I
> pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.' Judy got
> completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!'
>
> ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++
>
> Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?
> They had gone to see 'Closed for the Winter.'
>
> ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++
>
> A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. 'How did this
> happen?' the Emergency Room doctor asked her.
>
> 'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.
>
> 'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?'
>
> 'No, silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, and then I thought, 'I just paid $6,000.00 for these
> implants... I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'
>
> 'So then?' asked the doctor.
> 'Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened. I'm not shooting
> myself in the mouth.'
>
> 'So then?'
>
> 'Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: 'This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear
> before I pulled the trigger.’
>
> ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++++++
>
> A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so
> the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some
> fun...... He told her to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
>
> So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So
> she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her blonde roommate saw her and asked, 'What are you doing?'
>
> The first Blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the
> dents to pop out. The roommate rolled her eyes and said, 'Uh, like hellooooo! You need to roll up the windows first.'
>
> ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++
>
> A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked
> it up and took it to the clerk to ask what it was.
> The clerk said, 'Why, that's a thermos..... . It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.'
> 'Wow, said the blonde, 'that's amazing....I' m going to buy it!' So she bought the thermos and took it to work the
> next day.
>
> Her boss saw it on her desk. 'What's that,' he asked?
>
> 'Why, that's a thermos..... It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,' she replied..
>
> Her boss inquired, 'What do you have in it?'
>
> The blonde replied..... .'Two popsicles and some coffee.'
>
> ++++++++++++ +
>
> AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
>
> A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the matter?'
>
> The blonde replies, 'Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.'
>
> The boss, feeling sorry for her, says, 'Why don't you go home for the day? Take the day off to relax and rest.'
>
> 'Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.'
>
> The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. A couple of hours pass and the boss decides to check on the
> blonde. He looks out from his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. .......
>
> 'What's so bad now? Are you gonna be okay?' he asks.
>
> 'No!' exclaims the blonde. 'I just received a horrible call from my sister. Her mother died, too!'
To:
>
>
> **Blondes Are The Best!!! **
>
> A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard
> barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this". She goes downstairs.
>
> The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says "The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?"
>
> The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard, let's see how THEY like it!
>
> ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++
>
> Two Blondes With Hammers..... ...
>
> Lynn and Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity House. Lynn was nailing down house siding,
> would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.
>
> Judy, figuring this was worth looking into asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?' Lynn explained, 'When I
> pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.' Judy got
> completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!'
>
> ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++
>
> Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?
> They had gone to see 'Closed for the Winter.'
>
> ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++
>
> A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. 'How did this
> happen?' the Emergency Room doctor asked her.
>
> 'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.
>
> 'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?'
>
> 'No, silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, and then I thought, 'I just paid $6,000.00 for these
> implants... I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'
>
> 'So then?' asked the doctor.
> 'Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened. I'm not shooting
> myself in the mouth.'
>
> 'So then?'
>
> 'Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: 'This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear
> before I pulled the trigger.’
>
> ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++++++
>
> A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so
> the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some
> fun...... He told her to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
>
> So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So
> she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her blonde roommate saw her and asked, 'What are you doing?'
>
> The first Blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the
> dents to pop out. The roommate rolled her eyes and said, 'Uh, like hellooooo! You need to roll up the windows first.'
>
> ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++
>
> A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked
> it up and took it to the clerk to ask what it was.
> The clerk said, 'Why, that's a thermos..... . It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.'
> 'Wow, said the blonde, 'that's amazing....I' m going to buy it!' So she bought the thermos and took it to work the
> next day.
>
> Her boss saw it on her desk. 'What's that,' he asked?
>
> 'Why, that's a thermos..... It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,' she replied..
>
> Her boss inquired, 'What do you have in it?'
>
> The blonde replied..... .'Two popsicles and some coffee.'
>
> ++++++++++++ +
>
> AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
>
> A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the matter?'
>
> The blonde replies, 'Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.'
>
> The boss, feeling sorry for her, says, 'Why don't you go home for the day? Take the day off to relax and rest.'
>
> 'Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.'
>
> The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. A couple of hours pass and the boss decides to check on the
> blonde. He looks out from his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. .......
>
> 'What's so bad now? Are you gonna be okay?' he asks.
>
> 'No!' exclaims the blonde. 'I just received a horrible call from my sister. Her mother died, too!'
Be careful what you wish for... Thanks Vices!
I suspect this is from Carol, surely not Clay!
Sent: Monday, February 21, 2011 6:54 AM
Subject: Fw: Fwd: Be Careful What You Wish For....
A man was sick and tired
Of going to work every day
While his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went
Through so he prayed:
'Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put
In 8 hours while my wife
Merely stays at home.
I want her to know what
I go through.
So, please allow her body to
Switch with mine for a day.
'
God, in his infinite wisdom,
Granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough,
The man awoke as a woman...
He arose, cooked breakfast
For his mate,
Awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes,
Fed them breakfast,
Packed their lunches,
Drove them to school,
Came home and picked
Up the dry cleaning,
Took it to the cleaners
And stopped at the bank
To make a deposit,
Went grocery shopping,
Then drove home to put
Away the groceries,
Paid the bills and balanced
The check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box
And bathed the dog..
Then, it was already 1 P.M.
And he hurried to make the beds,
Do the laundry, vacuum,
Dust, And sweep and mop
The kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up
The kids and got into an argument
With them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and
Got the kids organized to do
Their homework.
Then, set up the ironing board
And watched TV while he
Did the ironing
At 4:30 he began peeling
Potatoes and washing
Vegetables for salad,
Breaded the pork chops
And snapped
Fresh beans for supper.
After supper,
He cleaned the kitchen,
Ran the dishwasher,
Folded laundry,
Bathed the kids, And put
Them to bed.
At 9 P.M. He was exhausted
And, though his daily chores
Weren't finished, he went to
Bed where he was expected to
Make love, which he managed
To get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke
And immediately knelt by the
Bed and said: -
Lord, I don't know what
I was thinking.
I was so wrong to envy my
Wife's' being able to stay
Home all day.
Please, Oh! Please,
Let us trade back.. Amen!'
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
'My son, I feel you have
Learned your lesson and
I will be happy to change
Things back to the way
They were.
You'll just have to wait
Nine months, though.
You got pregnant last night.'
This has been voted
Women's Favorite
E-mail of the Year!
If you agree, send it
To all your friends who
Would enjoy this!!!!
Sent: Monday, February 21, 2011 6:54 AM
Subject: Fw: Fwd: Be Careful What You Wish For....
A man was sick and tired
Of going to work every day
While his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went
Through so he prayed:
'Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put
In 8 hours while my wife
Merely stays at home.
I want her to know what
I go through.
So, please allow her body to
Switch with mine for a day.
'
God, in his infinite wisdom,
Granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough,
The man awoke as a woman...
He arose, cooked breakfast
For his mate,
Awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes,
Fed them breakfast,
Packed their lunches,
Drove them to school,
Came home and picked
Up the dry cleaning,
Took it to the cleaners
And stopped at the bank
To make a deposit,
Went grocery shopping,
Then drove home to put
Away the groceries,
Paid the bills and balanced
The check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box
And bathed the dog..
Then, it was already 1 P.M.
And he hurried to make the beds,
Do the laundry, vacuum,
Dust, And sweep and mop
The kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up
The kids and got into an argument
With them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and
Got the kids organized to do
Their homework.
Then, set up the ironing board
And watched TV while he
Did the ironing
At 4:30 he began peeling
Potatoes and washing
Vegetables for salad,
Breaded the pork chops
And snapped
Fresh beans for supper.
After supper,
He cleaned the kitchen,
Ran the dishwasher,
Folded laundry,
Bathed the kids, And put
Them to bed.
At 9 P.M. He was exhausted
And, though his daily chores
Weren't finished, he went to
Bed where he was expected to
Make love, which he managed
To get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke
And immediately knelt by the
Bed and said: -
Lord, I don't know what
I was thinking.
I was so wrong to envy my
Wife's' being able to stay
Home all day.
Please, Oh! Please,
Let us trade back.. Amen!'
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
'My son, I feel you have
Learned your lesson and
I will be happy to change
Things back to the way
They were.
You'll just have to wait
Nine months, though.
You got pregnant last night.'
This has been voted
Women's Favorite
E-mail of the Year!
If you agree, send it
To all your friends who
Would enjoy this!!!!
Sunday, February 20, 2011
Just thought this was sorta nice advice to share, even though forwards can be a little silly sometimes J
Feng Shui
This is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received. Hope it works for you -- and me!
Lotus Touts: You have 6 minutes
There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This Lotus Touts has been sent to you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten times so far.
Do not keep this message.
The Lotus Touts must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice
TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
Feng Shui
This is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received. Hope it works for you -- and me!
Lotus Touts: You have 6 minutes
There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This Lotus Touts has been sent to you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten times so far.
Do not keep this message.
The Lotus Touts must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice
TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
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