Subject: Fw: Amazing data on Moses
You may have seen this before
The Exodus is a pretty amazing miracle from several perspectives
This is almost overwhelming when you think about it.
You MUST read to the end: (smile)
Amazing Data on Moses
Moses and the people were in the desert, but what was he going to do with them?
They had to be fed, and feeding 2 or 3 million people requires a lot of food.
According to the Quartermaster General in the Army, it is reported that Moses
would have to have had 1500 tons of food each day. Do you know that to bring
that much food each day, two freight trains, each at least a mile long, would be
required!
Besides you must remember, they were out in the desert, so they would have to
have firewood to use in cooking the food. This would take 4000 tons of wood and
a few more freight trains, each a mile long, just for one day.
And just think, they were forty years in transit.
And Oh yes! They would have to have water. If they only had enough to drink and
wash a few dishes, it would take 11,000,000 gallons each day and a freight train
with tank cars, 1800 miles long, just to bring water!
And then another thing!
They had to get across the Red Sea at night. Now, if they went on a narrow path,
double file, the line would be 800 miles long and would require 35 days and
nights to get through. So there had to be a space in the Red Sea , 3 miles wide
so that they could walk 5000 abreast to get over in one night.
But then, there is another problem...............each time they camped at the
end of the day, a campground two-thirds the size of the state of Rhode Island
was required, or a total of 750 square miles long........Think of it! This much
space for camping.
Do you think Moses figured all this out before he left Egypt ? I think not!
You see, Moses believed in God. God took care of these things for him.
Now do you think God has any problem taking care of all your needs?
I asked the Lord to bless you As I prayed for you today.
To guide you and protect you as you go along your way.
His love is always with you and His promises are true,
If we give Him all our cares, rest assured He'll see us through.
Our God is an Awesome God!!
So when the road you're traveling on seems difficult at best,
just remember, keep on praying, and God will do the rest.
Pass this to people you want God to bless.
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
FW- New pistol... Thanks Sarah Rapp!
Subject: New Pistol
Ruger is coming out with a new pistol in
honor of Senators and
Representatives.
It will be named the
"Congressman".
It
doesn't work and you can't fire
it.
Ruger is coming out with a new pistol in
honor of Senators and
Representatives.
It will be named the
"Congressman".
It
doesn't work and you can't fire
it.
Bee or hornet stings- quick treatment Thanks Clay Vice!
HEY GUYS I DON'T KNOW IF THIS WORKS OR NOT, BUT IF YOU GET STUNG BY A BEE
AND HAVE NOTHING TO PUT ON IT, YOU MIGHT WHAT TO TRY THIS.
CLAY
Subject: Fw: Bee Stings...Very Interesting!
This DOES work
This information may be something to remember, as this season will soon be
here
again...
It might be wise to carry a penny in your pocket while working in the
yard.......... BEE STINGS !
A couple of weeks ago, I was stung by both a bee and hornet while working in
the
garden.
My arm swelled up, so I went to the doctor. The clinic gave me cream and an
antihistamine. The next day
the swelling was getting progressively worse, so I went to my regular
doctor.
The arm was Infected and needed
an antibiotic. The doctor told me - " The next time you get stung, put a
penny
on the bite for 15 minutes".
That night, my niece was stung by two bees. I looked at the bite and it had
already started to swell. So, I taped
a penny to her arm for 15 minutes The next morning, there was no sign of a
bite We decided
that she just wasn't allergic to the sting.
Soon, I was gardening outside. I got stung again, twice by a hornet on my
left
hand. I thought,
here I go again to the doctor for another antibiotic.
I promptly got my money out and taped two pennies to my bites, then sat and
sulked for 15
minutes. The penny took the string out of the bite immediately.
In the meantime the hornets were attacking, and my friend was stung on the
thumb. Again
the penny. The next morning I could only see the spot where the hornet had
stung
me. No redness,
no swelling. My friend's sting was the same; couldn't even tell where she
had
been stung.
She got stung again a few days later upon her back---cutting the grass! And
the
penny worked
once again.
Wanted to share this marvellous information in case you experience the same
problem. We need
to keep a stock of pennies on hand.
The doctor said that the copper in the penny counteracts the bite.
It definitely works!
Please remember and pass this information on to your friends, children,
grandchildren.
AND HAVE NOTHING TO PUT ON IT, YOU MIGHT WHAT TO TRY THIS.
CLAY
Subject: Fw: Bee Stings...Very Interesting!
This DOES work
This information may be something to remember, as this season will soon be
here
again...
It might be wise to carry a penny in your pocket while working in the
yard.......... BEE STINGS !
A couple of weeks ago, I was stung by both a bee and hornet while working in
the
garden.
My arm swelled up, so I went to the doctor. The clinic gave me cream and an
antihistamine. The next day
the swelling was getting progressively worse, so I went to my regular
doctor.
The arm was Infected and needed
an antibiotic. The doctor told me - " The next time you get stung, put a
penny
on the bite for 15 minutes".
That night, my niece was stung by two bees. I looked at the bite and it had
already started to swell. So, I taped
a penny to her arm for 15 minutes The next morning, there was no sign of a
bite We decided
that she just wasn't allergic to the sting.
Soon, I was gardening outside. I got stung again, twice by a hornet on my
left
hand. I thought,
here I go again to the doctor for another antibiotic.
I promptly got my money out and taped two pennies to my bites, then sat and
sulked for 15
minutes. The penny took the string out of the bite immediately.
In the meantime the hornets were attacking, and my friend was stung on the
thumb. Again
the penny. The next morning I could only see the spot where the hornet had
stung
me. No redness,
no swelling. My friend's sting was the same; couldn't even tell where she
had
been stung.
She got stung again a few days later upon her back---cutting the grass! And
the
penny worked
once again.
Wanted to share this marvellous information in case you experience the same
problem. We need
to keep a stock of pennies on hand.
The doctor said that the copper in the penny counteracts the bite.
It definitely works!
Please remember and pass this information on to your friends, children,
grandchildren.
FW- Dear Tech Support... Thanks Pat Whitehead!
Subject: Fwd: Technical Problems [Spam score:8%]
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowing down in overall systems performance, particularly in the Flowers and Jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend.
In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programmes, such as Romance, and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable programs such as Rugby, Football, Sailing and Continuous TV. Conversation no longer runs, and Housecleaning simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed Desperate
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband is an Operating System. Please enter the command: ‘http://i-thought-you-loved-me.xn--html-y96a/ and try to download Tears. Don’t forget to install the Guilt update. If that application works as designed, Husband should then automatically run the applications Jewellery and Flowers, but remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or Beer. Beer is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law, it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband.
In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. It also tends to work better running one task at a time. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food and Hot Lingerie.
Good luck
Tech Support
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowing down in overall systems performance, particularly in the Flowers and Jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend.
In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programmes, such as Romance, and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable programs such as Rugby, Football, Sailing and Continuous TV. Conversation no longer runs, and Housecleaning simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed Desperate
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband is an Operating System. Please enter the command: ‘http://i-thought-you-loved-me.xn--html-y96a/ and try to download Tears. Don’t forget to install the Guilt update. If that application works as designed, Husband should then automatically run the applications Jewellery and Flowers, but remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or Beer. Beer is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law, it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband.
In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. It also tends to work better running one task at a time. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food and Hot Lingerie.
Good luck
Tech Support
Monday, July 4, 2011
Unexplainable... Thanks Dr. Hovermale!
Ralph,
I don't know that this is true, but it scares me to have a Constitutional Convention with the congress and PUSA we have on board now. The Demoncrats and this President ignore the present constitution and would love to completely wipe it out. I am paranoid that this is their plan to make themselves , more powerful over us, the proletariat.
My deceased brother-in-law, James Dexter White had this philosophy which may be apropos: "Take things as they be. That's my philosophy. No use to holler, mope or cuss. If things were changed, they could get wuss. Now when the rain is pouring down, and lightning buzzing all around. I ain't scared that I'll be hit. Just glad that I'm not out in it."
I am for term limits, tort reform, fair tax, etc., etc. The Tea Party appears to be the only people of like minded thinking. The country must retain the freedom our fighting men and women seek to protect.
Again, I dunno.
Sam
From: Ralph Hovermale
Sent: Sunday, July 03, 2011 18:10
To: Ralph Hovermale
Subject: UNEXPLAINABLE, INEXCUSABLE
Subject: FW: UNEXPLAINABLE, INEXCUSABLE
Family, Friends, do pass this on to as many as you can. Making those politiciansshape up/conform would go a long ways towards rectifying the National Debt.
Subject: UNEXPLAINABLE, INEXCUSABLE
Why do we let this continue? This is our country!!
I challenge you to read this and NOT have the will to pass it on to your 20…
No one has been able to explain to me why young men and women serve in the U.S. Military for 20 years, risking their lives protecting freedom, and only get 50% of their pay. While Politicians hold their political positions in the safe confines of the capital, protected by these same men and women, and receive full pay retirement after serving one term. It just does not make any sense.
Monday on Fox news they learned that the staffers of Congress family members are exempt from having to pay back student loans. This will get national attention if other news networks will broadcast it. When you add this to the below, just where will all of it stop?
35 States file lawsuit against the Federal Government
Governors of 35 states have filed suit against the Federal Government for imposing unlawful burdens upon them. It only takes 38 (of the 50) States to convene a Constitutional Convention.
This will take less than thirty seconds to read. If you agree, please pass it on.
This is an idea that we should address.
For too long we have been too complacent about the workings of Congress. Many citizens had no idea that members of Congress could retire with the same pay after only one term, that they specifically exempted themselves from many of the laws they have passed (such as being exempt from any fear of prosecution for sexual harassment) while ordinary citizens must live under those laws. The latest is to exempt themselves from the Healthcare Reform... in all of its forms. Somehow, that doesn't seem logical. We do not have an elite that is above the law. I truly don't care if they are Democrat, Republican, Independent or whatever. The self-serving must stop.
If each person that receives this will forward it on to as many people as they can, in three days, most people in The United States of America will have the message. This is one proposal that really should be passed around.
Proposed 28th Amendment to the United States Constitution: "Congress shall make no law that applies to the citizens of the United States that does not apply equally to the Senators and/or Representatives; and, Congress shall make no law that applies to the Senators and/or Representatives that does not apply equally to the citizens of the United States ."
You are one of my 20+
I don't know that this is true, but it scares me to have a Constitutional Convention with the congress and PUSA we have on board now. The Demoncrats and this President ignore the present constitution and would love to completely wipe it out. I am paranoid that this is their plan to make themselves , more powerful over us, the proletariat.
My deceased brother-in-law, James Dexter White had this philosophy which may be apropos: "Take things as they be. That's my philosophy. No use to holler, mope or cuss. If things were changed, they could get wuss. Now when the rain is pouring down, and lightning buzzing all around. I ain't scared that I'll be hit. Just glad that I'm not out in it."
I am for term limits, tort reform, fair tax, etc., etc. The Tea Party appears to be the only people of like minded thinking. The country must retain the freedom our fighting men and women seek to protect.
Again, I dunno.
Sam
From: Ralph Hovermale
Sent: Sunday, July 03, 2011 18:10
To: Ralph Hovermale
Subject: UNEXPLAINABLE, INEXCUSABLE
Subject: FW: UNEXPLAINABLE, INEXCUSABLE
Family, Friends, do pass this on to as many as you can. Making those politiciansshape up/conform would go a long ways towards rectifying the National Debt.
Subject: UNEXPLAINABLE, INEXCUSABLE
Why do we let this continue? This is our country!!
I challenge you to read this and NOT have the will to pass it on to your 20…
No one has been able to explain to me why young men and women serve in the U.S. Military for 20 years, risking their lives protecting freedom, and only get 50% of their pay. While Politicians hold their political positions in the safe confines of the capital, protected by these same men and women, and receive full pay retirement after serving one term. It just does not make any sense.
Monday on Fox news they learned that the staffers of Congress family members are exempt from having to pay back student loans. This will get national attention if other news networks will broadcast it. When you add this to the below, just where will all of it stop?
35 States file lawsuit against the Federal Government
Governors of 35 states have filed suit against the Federal Government for imposing unlawful burdens upon them. It only takes 38 (of the 50) States to convene a Constitutional Convention.
This will take less than thirty seconds to read. If you agree, please pass it on.
This is an idea that we should address.
For too long we have been too complacent about the workings of Congress. Many citizens had no idea that members of Congress could retire with the same pay after only one term, that they specifically exempted themselves from many of the laws they have passed (such as being exempt from any fear of prosecution for sexual harassment) while ordinary citizens must live under those laws. The latest is to exempt themselves from the Healthcare Reform... in all of its forms. Somehow, that doesn't seem logical. We do not have an elite that is above the law. I truly don't care if they are Democrat, Republican, Independent or whatever. The self-serving must stop.
If each person that receives this will forward it on to as many people as they can, in three days, most people in The United States of America will have the message. This is one proposal that really should be passed around.
Proposed 28th Amendment to the United States Constitution: "Congress shall make no law that applies to the citizens of the United States that does not apply equally to the Senators and/or Representatives; and, Congress shall make no law that applies to the Senators and/or Representatives that does not apply equally to the citizens of the United States ."
You are one of my 20+
Sunday, July 3, 2011
Internet TV - Thanks Marge Rusnak!
No Sam, no scam. This is true. You can check this out with Humor Webby.com
This man lives in Canada and I get his newsletter. He checks everything out before
putting on his site. I will forward you one of his newsletters; they come out daily.
Marge But this is sure cheaper than paying cable tv which I have and cost me
$85.00 a month. I have complained to Cox Communications which is what Fairfax
County has and we cannot get another company in our county; after my complaint,
they lowered my bill to $65.00 or so. The bill for July will have the new charge.
But I am not interested in sitting in front of my computer to watch tv programs. I
like my living room tv instead. I don't watch much tv anyway, so I will see how this
cox communications does me and if I get fed up with, I will give this internet
tv a try for a year. $30.60 a year ain't bad, I just think it is somekind of promotion
to get people in to connect on. In another year or so there will probably be more
fees added on or monthly fee for the service. Time will tell.
Marge
In a message dated 7/2/2011 5:15:43 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time, skegley@columbus.rr.com writes:
Looks very interesting, Marge. do you know of any results? Could it be a scam?
Sam
From: Kanzurem@aol.com
Sent: Saturday, July 02, 2011 01:32
To: amberose88@aol.com ; cbhm25@verizon.net ; skegley@columbus.rr.com ; pdanielmba@hotmail.com ; Margaretctr@cox.net ; junesteel@bellsouth.net ; jknowl21@yahoo.com ; kymilainen29@hotmail.com
Subject: Check this out: Internet TV one time fee $30.60 and no monthly fees Humor webby
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Internet TV
100% LEGAL and BEST Internet TV product on the market. Over 3500 channels for a one time fee of under $30 60 day money back guarantee! User friendly interface and absolute maximum number of TV channels! Internet TV is also a perfect Father's Day gift, that will actually get used!
All times are GMT. The time now is 06:51 AM.
This man lives in Canada and I get his newsletter. He checks everything out before
putting on his site. I will forward you one of his newsletters; they come out daily.
Marge But this is sure cheaper than paying cable tv which I have and cost me
$85.00 a month. I have complained to Cox Communications which is what Fairfax
County has and we cannot get another company in our county; after my complaint,
they lowered my bill to $65.00 or so. The bill for July will have the new charge.
But I am not interested in sitting in front of my computer to watch tv programs. I
like my living room tv instead. I don't watch much tv anyway, so I will see how this
cox communications does me and if I get fed up with, I will give this internet
tv a try for a year. $30.60 a year ain't bad, I just think it is somekind of promotion
to get people in to connect on. In another year or so there will probably be more
fees added on or monthly fee for the service. Time will tell.
Marge
In a message dated 7/2/2011 5:15:43 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time, skegley@columbus.rr.com writes:
Looks very interesting, Marge. do you know of any results? Could it be a scam?
Sam
From: Kanzurem@aol.com
Sent: Saturday, July 02, 2011 01:32
To: amberose88@aol.com ; cbhm25@verizon.net ; skegley@columbus.rr.com ; pdanielmba@hotmail.com ; Margaretctr@cox.net ; junesteel@bellsouth.net ; jknowl21@yahoo.com ; kymilainen29@hotmail.com
Subject: Check this out: Internet TV one time fee $30.60 and no monthly fees Humor webby
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Internet TV
100% LEGAL and BEST Internet TV product on the market. Over 3500 channels for a one time fee of under $30 60 day money back guarantee! User friendly interface and absolute maximum number of TV channels! Internet TV is also a perfect Father's Day gift, that will actually get used!
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