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Jesus — Will He Ever Return?   In these deeply troubled times, the question rises to the fore: Is Jesus Christ about to come back? Is the Second Coming real or myth? Newsmax magazine explores the issue with leading religious figures — uncovering the surprising controversies and new revelations surrounding the Second Coming of Christ. And we also ask: What does this mean for America? This issue of Newsmax magazine also includes an exclusive interview with media pundit, Glenn Beck, who expounds on Judgment Day, Armageddon, the 12th Imam, and Barack Obama's "frightening" policies. This edition of Newsmax magazine is not to be missed — go here nowto get this FREE special report and a special bonus gift! Newsmax's compelling "Jesus Question" report explores: What the Bible predicts about the Second Coming The surprising number of Americans who expect Christ's return Why many believe the Second Coming is imminent The world's most likely flashpoint for Armageddon Mike Huckabee's exclusive Newsmax interview about Christ's return Why end-times beliefs can profoundly influence people How secular progressives are "fear-mongering" about Christians Where different denominations stand on the Second Coming The two central end-time issues confronting Christianity The ominous parallels between today's times and Christ's message Why date-setting Christ's return is "horribly irresponsible" The "Tribulation" that will precede the Second Coming What "Left Behind" co-author Tim LaHaye tells Newsmax about world socialism The Mayan calendar and the catastrophic year 2012 Apocalypse later — earlier predictions about the world's end What Columbus, Newton and Nostradamus predicted about Christ's return Prognosticator William Miller and "The Great Disappointment" Why the restoration of Israel worries some believers What Muslims believe about Jesus Russia, the Arabs, Iran and the Book of Ezekiel An atheist's viewpoint on the Second Coming Former Nixon aide Chuck Colson's views on Christian values And more Go here now to get this FREE special report and a special bonus gift! Special Bonus Gift: Dynamo Emergency World Band Radio And a Four-Month Trial of Newsmax Magazine As earthquakes, power outages, tornados, flash floods, hurricanes, wildfires, nuclear fallout and the ever-present threat of terrorism descend upon us at any given moment, you need an emergency radio that WORKS in a REAL emergency. Staying informed could be a matter of life and death. The Dynamo Emergency World Band Radio lets you stay informed throughout any type of emergency and includes a super bright LED emergency flashlight and a hand crank generator in case the batteries fail. It also picks up the full AM/FM spectrum and 8 worldwide shortwave bands and comes with Ni-Cad batteriesand a convenient shoulder strap. through all emergencies with this rechargeable eight-band AM/FM Radio. America's Homeland Security recommends every household should own at least one emergency radio.* The Dynamo Emergency World Band Radio is the device you can depend on — a $30 Value FREE! PLUS, you'll also receive four issues of Newsmax magazine — a $20 value — yours absolutely FREE! In addition to our in-depth cover stories and hard-hitting investigative reports, we feature a constant stream of notable guest commentators from financial analysts to media moguls, political insiders, and more. Past issues have included incisive commentary from such experts as George Will, Kathleen Parker, Michael Reagan, Ben Stein andDavid Limbaugh — just to name a few. And with exclusive onsite interviews with presidential future hopefuls including Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin, Jeb Bush, and even Donald Trump, it's no wonder Newsmax has been cited as being "a must-do stop for Republican candidates seeking the GOP nomination." And that's just in the last several months. So you can imagine the whirlwind of activity the next 18 months of 2012 election coverage will bring. Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin says Newsmax is one of her primary news sources, describing it as "very helpful, very valuable." Mike Reagan, the elder son of the late President Ronald Reagan and chairman and president of The Reagan Legacy Foundation, says: "I guarantee that you'll love Newsmax magazine." Ben Stein says Newsmax reveals the "unafraid, uncomplicated, bare-knuckles truth about today's dangerous world." Folio magazine has twice named Newsmax the recipient of its prestigious Eddie Award for editorial excellence. And, even the mainstream media can't ignore Newsmax magazine — which is continuously cited on Meet the Press, CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, and many other outlets. Find out why more than half a million people read Newsmax magazine each month. Better: Be one! Get our "Jesus Question" issue and an Emergency Radio with our FREE offer — Go Here Now. * This offer is from Newsmax Media. This particular radio model is not approved or endorsed by the Department of Homeland Security or the federal government.
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Love the Irish ... Thanks Nita E.!

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You'll really crack up at these...... C.V.

The Irish

Love The Irish Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!' Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.' ababab Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?' The man said, 'I do, Father.' The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.' Then the priest asked the second man, 'Do you want to go to heaven?' 'Certainly, Father,' the man replied. 'Then stand over there against the wall,' said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and asked, 'Do you want to go to heaven?' O'Toole said, 'No, I don't Father.' The priest said, 'I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?' O'Toole said, 'Oh, when I die , yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.' ababab Paddy was in New York . He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, 'Okay, pedestrians.' Then he'd allow the traffic to pass. He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk. After the cop had shouted, 'Pedestrians!' for the tenth time, Paddy went over to him and said, 'Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?' ababab Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney. 'Did you see the paper?' asked Gallagher. 'They say I died!!' 'Yes, I saw it!' replied Finney. 'Where are ye callin' from?' ababab An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut . The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, 'Sir, have you been drinking?' 'Just water,' says the priest. The trooper says, 'Then why do I smell wine?' The priest looks at the bottle and says, 'Good Lord! He's done it again!' ababab Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.' 'Oh yeah?' said Charlie, 'And how did this one end?' 'When it was over,' Mike replied, 'She came to me on her hands and knees.' 'Really,' said Charles, 'Now that's a switch! What did she say?' She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.' ababab Patton staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful. Managing not to yell, Patton sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood. He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed. In the morning, Patton woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Kathleen staring at him from across the room. She said, 'You were drunk again last night weren't you?' Patton said, 'Why you say such a mean thing?' 'Well,' Kathleen said, 'it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly ....... it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror. Life is too short for negative drama & petty things. So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly! From one unstable person to another... I hope everyone is happy in your head - we're all doing pretty good in mine!

Good'en, good friend Clay V.!

SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST

Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted ......

The waiting room was filled with patients.

As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."

The room erupted in applause!

DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS

Just askin' God ... Thanks good friend Bob L.!

> Just askin'
>
>
> Me: God, can I ask you a question?
>
> God: Sure.
>
> Me: Promise you won't get mad.
>
> God: I promise.
>
>
> Me: Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?
>
>
> God: What do you mean?
>
> Me: Well, I woke up late.
>
>
> God: Yes.
>
>
> Me: My car took forever to start.
>
>
> God: Okay.
>
> Me: At lunch they made my sandwich wrong and I had to
> wait.
>
>
> God: Huummm.
>
>
> Me: On the way home, my phone went dead, just as I picked up a
> call.
>
>
> God: All right.
>
>
> Me: And on top of it all, when I got home I just wanted to soak my feet in
> my new foot massager and relax, but it wouldn't work!!!
> Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
>
>
> God: Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning and I
> had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you
> sleep through
> that.
>
> Me: (humbled): OH...
>
>
> GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on
> your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
>
> Me: (ashamed)
>
> God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick and I didn't
> want you
> to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
>
> Me: (embarrassed): Ok...
>
>
> God: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was
> going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't
> even
> let you talk to them so you would be covered.
>
>
> Me: (softly) I see God.
>
> God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to
> throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you
> wanted
> to be in the dark.
>
> Me: I'm sorry God.
>
>
> God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.....in all things, the good
> and the bad.
>
>
> Me: I will trust you.
>
> God: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your
> plan.
>
> Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything
> today.
>
>
> God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God, and
> I love looking after my children.
>
>
>
> Resend if you believe in HIM.

Kim Jung Un and o Thanks Nita E. (I think ;) )

Kim Jung Un

I am really concerned about North Korea 's appointment of Kim Jung Un to be the new leader of North Korea-- a nuclear power!

Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before Daddy made him a four-star general in the military. This is a snot-nose twerp who has never accomplished anything in his life that would even come close to military leadership: he hasn't even so much as led a Cub Scout troop, coached a sports team or commanded a military platoon. So guess what---next they make him the "beloved leader" of the country. Terrific!

Oh, crap! I'm sorry. I just remembered that we did the same thing here in the USA . We took an arrogant community organizer who has
never worn a uniform and made him Commander-in-Chief; a guy who has never had a real job, worked on a budget or led anything more than an ACORN demonstration, and made him the leader of this country.

I'm sorry I brought this up. Never mind.

Why women can't sleep ... Thanks Ramey H.!

Why Women Can't Sleep
Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works?
Well, it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration:

Every one of those little balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision to make, or a problem that needs to be solved.

A man has only 2 balls.

They consume all his thoughts, and he sleeps like a baby.

Payul Harvey "If I were the Devil" 1965 Thanks Ron W.!

Subject: Fw: Must listen
To:

If this doesn't open go to Google nd put "If I were the devil" into the search. `Subject: Fw: Must listen ` If you don’t watch anything else watch this…It was 47 yrs ago and yet it applies to now…. Do you remember the famous ABC radio news commentator Paul Harvey? Millions of Americans listened to his programs which were broadcast over 1,200 radio stations nationwide. When you listen to it, remember the commentary was broadcast 47 years Ago.... April 3, 1965. It's short... less than 3 minutes. http://www.youtube.com/embed/H3Az0okaHig?rel=0