"Do not regret
growing older . It is a privilege denied to many"
.
A Mexican , a Black, a
Muslim and a Redneck
were walking together on a beach
when the Black stumbled over a bottle in
the
sand.
He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand
off it, and a Genie appeared.
"I can only grant four wishes,"
the Genie said. "Since there are four of you,
you may
have a wish apiece."
Pointing at the Black, he
said, "Since you found the bottle, you may have
the first
wish."
The Black studied for a moment then
said, "I wish for a fleet of ships so
that I can gather
all my people and take them back to our homeland,
Africa."
Poof! It was done!
Hundreds of ships appeared on the skyline.
The
Mexican said, "I weesh for enough Cheby peekups to take all
my
people back to our homeland,
May-he-co!"
Poof! It was done! Row after row of
Chevrolet Pickups appeared on the beach.
The
Muslim said, "I wish for ten thousand camels to take all of my
people
away from this horrible country loaded with
infidels so we can live in
peace in Muslim countries and
serve Allah."
Poof! It was done! ten thousand
camels suddenly appeared on the beach.
Turning
to the Redneck, the Genie asked, "And what is your
wish?
The Redneck watched as the loaded pickups
began moving toward the border,
then looked out to sea and
watched the loaded ships sailing out into the
sunset, then he
looked at all of the Muslims getting on top of the camels
and
riding off.
The Redneck said, "Just give me a Bud Light.
It doesn't get any better than
this!"