Nine thoughts to ponder ... Remember I didn't write No. 1, but I am repeating it ... Thx Sarah R!

Nine Thoughts to Ponder Number 9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world. Number 8 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 6 Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart.   If you see a gleam in a man's eyes, make him a sandwich. Number 5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.  Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. Number 4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing. Number 3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. Number 1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers.  What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow. ... and as a friend recently said to me: Don't worry about old age.  It doesn't last that long.

Thx Lyle S! ... Maybe the best commerecial - Not a word spoken ...

Wow!

 Maybe the best commercial ever filmed and not a word is spoken Food City, a Food Chain, is located in the Southeast, headquartered in Bristol, TN.  This is a great commercial.  Not a word spoken, and none needed.  Very few commercials deserve to go viral. This one does. 

Take 1 minute & Click here...http://stg.do/OdQg 

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What is an infidel? ... Thx Gary I !

What is an INFIDEL?

This is a true  story and the author, Rick Mathes, is a well-known leader in prison ministry.

The Muslim religion is the fastest growing religion per capita in the United States , especially in the minority races!!

Last month I attended my annual training session that's required for maintaining my state prison security clearance.
 
During the training session there was a presentation by three speakers representing the Roman  Catholic , Protestant and Muslim faiths … who each explained their beliefs.
 
I was particularly interested in what the Islamic had to say.
The Muslim gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam, complete with a video.

 After the presentations, time  was provided for questions and answers.

When it was my turn, I directedmy question to the Muslim and asked: 'Please, correct me if I'm wrong , but I understand that most Imams and clerics of Islam have declare a holy jihad [Holy war] against the infidels of  the world and, that by killing an infidel (which is a command to all Muslims) they are  assured of a place in heaven.
If that's the case, can you give me the definition of an infidel?'

There was no disagreement with my statements and, without hesitation he replied, 'Non-believers!'

I responded, 'So, let me make sure I  have this straight. All followers of Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of your faith so they can have a place in heaven. Is that correct?'

The expression on his face changed from one of authority and command to that of a little boy who had just been caught with his hand in the cookie 
 jar.'

 He sheepishly replied, 'Yes.'

 I then stated, 'Well, sir, I have a  real problem trying to imagine The Pope commanding all Catholics to kill those of your faith or Dr.Stanley   ordering all Protestants to do the same in order to guarantee them a place in  heaven!'

The Muslim was speechless!

I continued, 'I also have a problem with being your friend when you and your brother clerics are telling your followers to kill me! Let me ask you a 
question:
Would you rather have your Allah ,who tells  you to kill me in order for you to go to heaven , or my Jesus who tells me to love you because I am going to heaven and He wants you to be there with me?'

You could have heard a pin drop as the Imam hung his head in shame.

Needless to say, the organizers and/or promoters of the 'Diversification' training seminar were not happy with my way of dealing with the Islamic Imam , and exposing the truth about the Muslims' beliefs.

In twenty years there will be enough Muslim voters in the U.S. to elect the President!

I think everyone in the WORLD!!! should be required to read this , but with the  ACLU, there is no way this will be widely publicized , unless each of us sends it on!

THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE !!

> Please,                    

Can you get married in Heaven ... Thx Cl;ay V!

> On
> their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is
> involved in a fatal car accident.
>
> The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates
> waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While
> waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get
> married in Heaven?
>
>
>
> When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.
>
> St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first
> time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he
> leaves.
>
> The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and
> the couple are still waiting. As they waited, they discussed
> that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was
> the eternal aspect of it all. 'What if it doesn't
> work?' they wondered, 'Are we stuck together
> forever?'
>
>
>
> After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking
> somewhat bedraggled.
>
> 'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get
> married in Heaven.'
>
> 'Great!' said the couple, 'But we were just
> wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also
> get a divorce in Heaven?'
>
>
>
> St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto
> the ground.
>
> 'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple.
>
> 'OH, COME ON!', St. Peter shouted, 'It took me
> three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea
> how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?!'
>

Good Ideas ... Thx

Good Ideas

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out. ------------------------------------------------- I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now. ----------------------------------------------------- You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry. ----------------------------------------------- Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers. -------------------------------------------------------- You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body. ------------------------------------------------------------ I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" get's thrown around in the courtroom. --------------------------------------------------- I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row ------------------------------------------------------- I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the jim this morning ------------------------------------------------------------- Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers; if you find one, what's your plan?

Veterans rumble and all conservatives must vote ... Thx Ramey H!

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Veterans Rumble! Please Read Inbox x ramey hoskins via comcast.net  4:23 PM (23 hours ago) to ============= Charlene Myers is one of my DAV buddies.  She helps me out with Operation Yellow Ribbon.  As a veteran, she is very pro military – maybe even more so than I am (if that’s possible).  Take the couple of minutes to read this, it will give you hope that we can change this around.                 It doesn't matter to me if you are a                 veteran or not.  Please read and forward this to all your                 e-mail buddies.  It needs to go viral.                 The 2014 United States elections will be                 held on Tuesday, November 4, 2014. During this midterm election                 year, all 435 seats in the United States House of                 Representatives and 33 of the 100 seats in the United States                 Senate will be contested in this election. Get out and                 VOTE!!!!)                 A movement has been started by our armed                 forces to get out the vote in 2014...They are organizing                 themselves, but this can be done by all of us. The President                 the Commander in Chief, has made the Rules of Engagement (ROE)                 so difficult, that our troops are often killed before they can                 even get permission to fight. Nothing has been done to stop our                 troops from being murdered by the Afghanis they are training                 either. Now, the President wants the US to sign                 on to the UNs International Criminal Court (ICC), which would                 allow the UN's ICC to arrest and try US troops for War Crimes,                 without the legal protections guaranteed under US Law, and from                 which there is no appeal. The President, with his Democratic                 control of the Senate, has nearly all the power.                 If the Non-Establishment Republicans,                 and Conservatives, can take back the Senate in 2014, our troops                 can once again be protected from unnecessary                 danger. Please consider this, and send it on to                 your mailing lists.                 Interestingly enough, when GWB was                 president you heard about the military deaths in Iraq  and                 Afghanistan almost daily. With Obama in the White House, the                 mainstream media has been strangely quiet. -                 More than 1,000 American soldiers have                 lost their lives in Afghanistan in the last 27 months. This is                 more than the combined total of the five years before that. Many                 have died since August. During the last six month, over 50                 additional NATO and US servicemen have been murdered, inside                 jobs by those who are hired to be a "force for good in                 Afghanistan."                 The commander in chief is AWOL. Not a                 peep, although he ordered the White House flag flown at                 half-staff for the Sikhs that were killed. There is a deep                 disgust, a fury, growing in the ranks of the military against                 the indifferent incompetence of this president.                 It has taken on a dangerous tone. No one                 knows what to do about him, but the anger runs deep as the                 deaths continue with no strategic end in sight to the idiocy of                 this war. Obama has had 5 years to end this futile insanity,                 during which time he has vacationed, golfed, campaigned, and                 generally ignored the plight of our men and women in uniform                 But, there is now a movement afoot in the armed services to                 launch a massive get out the vote drive against this president's                 party. Not just current active duty types, but the National                 Guard, Reserves, the retired, and all other prior service                 members. This is no small special interest group, but many                 millions of veterans who can have an enormous impact on the                 outcome of the November 2014 mid-term election, if they all                 respond.                 The one million military retirees in                 Florida alone could mean an overwhelming victory in that state                 if they all show up at the polls. It might not keep another one                 hundred U.S. troops from dying between now and November, buta                 turnout to vote by the military against this heart breaking lack                 of leadership can make a powerful statement that hastens a                 change to the indifference of this shallow little man who just                 lets our soldiers die.                 Veterans:                 Please forward to your                 lists. High                 Priority! R. Michael "Mike" Sand, PIO VVA Detroit Chapter 9

This is beautiful regarding death ... Thx Marge R!

 

 

 This really is the most beautiful explanation of death I've ever heard.

~DEATH~ 
WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO EXPLAIN IT 


A sick man turned to his doctor as he was preparing to

Leave the examination room and said,

'Doctor, I am afraid to die.

Tell me what lies on the other side..'

Very quietly, the doctor said, 'I don't know..'

'You don't know? You're, a Christian man,

and don't know what's on the other side?'

The doctor was holding the handle of the door;

On the other side came a sound of scratching and whining,

And as he opened the door, a dog sprang into the room

And leaped on him with an eager show of gladness.

Turning to the patient, the doctor said,

'Did you notice my dog?

He's never been in this room before.

He didn't know what was inside..

He knew nothing except that his master was here,

And when the door opened, he sprang in without fear.

I know little of what is on the other side of death,

But I do know one thing...

I know my Master is there and that is enough.'

(sorry - cannot break this) 
May today there be peace within you.
May you trust God that you are exactly

Where you are meant to be.. 

I believe that friends are quiet angels


Who lift us to our feet when our wings


Have trouble remembering how to fly. 

Just pass this on... 
Do not break this, PLEASE!!!!!