JUST NOT SILENT ANY MORE!
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Little Duncan A new favorite ... Thanks Pat whitehead!
My brother, Paul, and his wife, Mary (Deemer), are raising her "Little Ducnan", grandson, Ethan and he comes up with some "Duncans".
Little Duncan May Become My New Favorite!
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!”
After a few seconds, Little Duncan stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you're stupid, Duncan?”
“No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”
Duncan watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
“Why do you do that, mommy?” he asked. “To make myself beautiful,” said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
“What's the matter”, asked Duncan “Giving up?”
The math teacher saw that Duncan wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, “Duncan! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?”
Duncan quickly replied, “NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!”
Duncan 's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
“Yes” said the policeman. “The detectives want very badly to capture him.”
Duncan asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?”
Little Duncan attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Duncan asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?”
His father replied, “Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.”
Duncan, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the Milkman wants to buy Mom .......”
If this brightened your day, don't let it stop here
Keep spreading the cheer!
Little Duncan May Become My New Favorite!
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!”
After a few seconds, Little Duncan stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you're stupid, Duncan?”
“No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”
Duncan watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
“Why do you do that, mommy?” he asked. “To make myself beautiful,” said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
“What's the matter”, asked Duncan “Giving up?”
The math teacher saw that Duncan wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, “Duncan! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?”
Duncan quickly replied, “NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!”
Duncan 's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
“Yes” said the policeman. “The detectives want very badly to capture him.”
Duncan asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?”
Little Duncan attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Duncan asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?”
His father replied, “Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.”
Duncan, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the Milkman wants to buy Mom .......”
If this brightened your day, don't let it stop here
Keep spreading the cheer!
Monday, August 29, 2011
Awesome photography around the world
Awesomely beautiful, Clay!
It is a nice morning to go to church and worship Almighty God.
Thanks!
Sam
Awesome photography around the world
Hope it's pretty.
Be sure your speakers are on. This was presented on the BBC! Can you imagine NBC, CBS, ABC or CBC doing this?
www.andiesisle.com/creation/
Lifespan Calculator by Northwestern Mutual Life
Take the test to see how long you have left...interesting.
This is a calculator that estimates your life expectancy.
This was developed by Northwestern Mutual Life.
There are only 13 questions.
If your expected age is less than your actual age,
it might be good to clean up your act or buy as much life insurance as you can afford.
http://media.nmfn.com/tnetwork
This is a calculator that estimates your life expectancy.
This was developed by Northwestern Mutual Life.
There are only 13 questions.
If your expected age is less than your actual age,
it might be good to clean up your act or buy as much life insurance as you can afford.
http://media.nmfn.com/tnetwork
What we have learned in 2,064 years- Dr. Hovermale!
From my old college fraternity brother and roommate. I still have hope for him to change some of his ultra liberal views.
Regards,
Ralph
Ralph, I'm sure you already knew this from your studies at UK and life as a kid growing up in Ky.
Don
WHAT WE HAVE LEARNED IN 2,064 YEARS........................
"The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled,
public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be
tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should
be curtailed lest Rome becomes bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance."
- Cicero - 55 BC
Regards,
Ralph
Ralph, I'm sure you already knew this from your studies at UK and life as a kid growing up in Ky.
Don
WHAT WE HAVE LEARNED IN 2,064 YEARS........................
"The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled,
public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be
tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should
be curtailed lest Rome becomes bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance."
- Cicero - 55 BC
Re- Seal Team 6 and treason ... Thanks Ron Walters!
Navy Seals
So,here is how I understand what happened in Afghanistan with the
slaughter of the guys from Seal Team Six.
On the night of the Osama Bin Laden raid, Secretary of Defense Gates
asked all the people in the situation room to abstain from revealing
that Seal Team Six was the military unit responsible. Everyone agreed,
understanding the danger of revenge seekers from the Taliban and Al Qaeda.
Then on Monday, Vice President Joe Biden, in an attempt to show how much
he was in the know, revealed that it was Seal Team Six. Of course the
media then ran with it. So the Pentagon has gone to great effort to
protect Seal Team Six and their families. As of last Thursday Gates, who
is no longer Defense Secretary, stated that they had implemented very
advanced security measures.
As to what happened in Afghanistan, apparently Al Qaeda fed false
information to the US that a high value target would be at a precise
location on Friday. So naturally, the military sent in Seal Team Six to
get them. It was all a set-up and heavily armed Al Qaeda and Taliban
were waiting for them and we know the results.
This is not the first time that a politician has caused the deaths of
American Servicemen, but it is one of the most egregious. I guess
Panetta, the current Secretary of Defense, and Gates are furious. I
think Biden should be tried for treason, but I doubt that will happen. I
just hope the American electorate will kick these amateurs out of office.
Incidentally, all of the above is public record. Gates has made many
speeches since he left office in which he discussed the extreme danger
Seal Team Six was under since their identity was revealed by Biden.
So,here is how I understand what happened in Afghanistan with the
slaughter of the guys from Seal Team Six.
On the night of the Osama Bin Laden raid, Secretary of Defense Gates
asked all the people in the situation room to abstain from revealing
that Seal Team Six was the military unit responsible. Everyone agreed,
understanding the danger of revenge seekers from the Taliban and Al Qaeda.
Then on Monday, Vice President Joe Biden, in an attempt to show how much
he was in the know, revealed that it was Seal Team Six. Of course the
media then ran with it. So the Pentagon has gone to great effort to
protect Seal Team Six and their families. As of last Thursday Gates, who
is no longer Defense Secretary, stated that they had implemented very
advanced security measures.
As to what happened in Afghanistan, apparently Al Qaeda fed false
information to the US that a high value target would be at a precise
location on Friday. So naturally, the military sent in Seal Team Six to
get them. It was all a set-up and heavily armed Al Qaeda and Taliban
were waiting for them and we know the results.
This is not the first time that a politician has caused the deaths of
American Servicemen, but it is one of the most egregious. I guess
Panetta, the current Secretary of Defense, and Gates are furious. I
think Biden should be tried for treason, but I doubt that will happen. I
just hope the American electorate will kick these amateurs out of office.
Incidentally, all of the above is public record. Gates has made many
speeches since he left office in which he discussed the extreme danger
Seal Team Six was under since their identity was revealed by Biden.
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